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Men, Are You Too Lazy to Masturbate??


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#16 SCP

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:59 AM

A roast beef sammich with a lube reservoire please....stat

#17 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:03 AM

A roast beef sammich with a lube reservoire please....stat



you're name isn't Epi....so back the hell up off me, yo!

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:07 AM

I can make that for you Epi...


Have you ever noticed that when someone else makes a sandwich for you, it tastes better?

Dunno why that happens.

I'm sure your sandwich is delicious.









Upon second read, that sounds dirty, but I'm gonna stick with it.:D

#19 SMACKDAB

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:11 AM

If you are to lazy to whack your manhood, then you are certainly to lazy to use what appears to be a 50 pound sex toy. :eek:

#20 Epistaxis

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:15 AM

I was thinking the same thing.
If you can't manage the 5 knuckle shuffle, you better "check with your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex........with a 50 lb industrial strength power tool."

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:25 AM

You get a free ShamWow with every purchase.

#22 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:31 AM

You get a free ShamWow with every purchase.


you're gonna love my nuts!

#23 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:33 AM

you're gonna love my nuts!


Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?

#24 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:35 AM

Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?


I wouldn't hit that

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:36 AM

I wouldn't hit that


:lol:


Somebody else did though...

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#26 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:41 AM

I want a sammich.

#27 Mrs Pantherfan

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:41 AM

he looks like Willem Defoe

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#28 Jangler

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:41 AM

Where does Vince fit on the Wino attractive scale?


I wouldn't hit that


:lol:


Somebody else did though...

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#29 Epistaxis

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:44 AM

Strokes, ass whupins, coke, massive grabbers.......the world of the tv pitchman.

Drug dealers have longer lifespans.

#30 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 09:51 AM

he looks like Willem Defoe

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He does...


Looking closer Vince also looks like a friend of mine... never noticed it until that pic I posted... I won't tell the guy I know. :D


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