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Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film?

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You find a nice couch at an unbelievably low price; it looks immaculate – almost brand new. The owner then tells you it was used in a porno film.

You don't notice the (difficult to remove) stains, the fibres containing microscopic dried residue of bodily fluids, you just see a bargain.

So, spotting a potential bargain, do you forget about it's previous life as a porn prop or do you go “Eeeeewwwwwwwkkkk, not for me, thanks!”, make your excuses and leave?

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I would ask to see the chic/chics to perform the movie over again before I made a big decision like that.

I like thinking with a clear head. :D

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I bet a good percentage of second hand furniture has been used as a prop for sex though.

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I have to see what movie it was used for. If it was a butt pirates movie...then no ;)

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Staying at a Holiday Inn while visiting my brother at college, and there are some scattered stains on the carpet and chairs.

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Haha, there was a chair in my hotel room at Myrtle Beach once with four or five stains on it. Of course I was 17 at the time so I though it was the funniest thing ever.

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If the movie was Red Wings II, maybe not.

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I'm not selling my couch. Why do you ask?

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Heck most of my furniture has been used in some sort of porno/perverted way so I would definitely buy one.

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I'd buy it. It'd be a nice conversation piece.

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"Yea, that leaked out of Jenna Haze."

"Sweet"

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If the movie was Red Wings II, maybe not.

Pretty good. ;)

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