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#1 SMACKDAB

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:40 AM

Alright...come on, let's have your best.

I'll start it off nice and easy like.......

YO Mamma is so ugly, she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape.....

Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mamas so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone.

Yo mama's so poor,she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Come on.....ya'll know you got some....share'em! :D

#2 jkeough

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:42 AM

yo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler next to her bed to see how long she can sleep

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:45 AM

Yo mama is such a *****, she is just like a race car....bitch burns 4 rubbers a night!

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:46 AM

Yo momma's so fat Chapstick had to come out with a spray.

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:47 AM

Yo momma's so fat Chapstick had to come out with a spray.


:rofl: Never heard that one.....that is a great one!

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:53 AM

Yo mammas house is SO dirty...the roaches ride around on dune buggys

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:58 AM

Yo mama is so fat, and so dirty....roaches never make it out of her belly button.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:59 AM

Yo momma so fat...she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:00 PM

<<<<goes back to movie quote thread.

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:04 PM

Johnny Rockets is SO ugly...when he cries the tears go down the back of his head cause they're scared to go down the front

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:06 PM

Johnny Rockets is SO ugly...when he cries the tears go down the back of his head cause they're scared to go down the front


:lol: I am still haunted my your text message yesterday......not sure to whether to be aroused or bothered....it is a cross roads of sorts.

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:08 PM

:lol: I am still haunted my your text message yesterday......not sure to whether to be aroused or bothered....it is a cross roads of sorts.

cmon that shiz was funny...i had to share

you should forward it to Scrum and Panthro...i dont have their #'s

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:09 PM

cmon that shiz was funny...i had to share


I sent it to the wife also....she is trying to cancel my ability to text now. :)

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:19 PM

Someone is trying to derail my thread...........:eek:

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


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