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Yo Mama Jokes..........

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Alright...come on, let's have your best.

I'll start it off nice and easy like.......

YO Mamma is so ugly, she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape.....

Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mamas so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones she got the part of the rolling stone.

Yo mama's so poor,she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Come on.....ya'll know you got some....share'em! :D

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yo mamma so stupid she puts a ruler next to her bed to see how long she can sleep

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Yo mama is such a *****, she is just like a race car....bitch burns 4 rubbers a night!

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Yo momma's so fat Chapstick had to come out with a spray.

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Yo momma's so fat Chapstick had to come out with a spray.

:rofl: Never heard that one.....that is a great one!

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

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Yo mammas house is SO dirty...the roaches ride around on dune buggys

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Yo mama is so fat, and so dirty....roaches never make it out of her belly button.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

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Yo momma so fat...she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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<<<<goes back to movie quote thread.

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Johnny Rockets is SO ugly...when he cries the tears go down the back of his head cause they're scared to go down the front

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Johnny Rockets is SO ugly...when he cries the tears go down the back of his head cause they're scared to go down the front

:lol: I am still haunted my your text message yesterday......not sure to whether to be aroused or bothered....it is a cross roads of sorts.

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:lol: I am still haunted my your text message yesterday......not sure to whether to be aroused or bothered....it is a cross roads of sorts.

cmon that shiz was funny...i had to share

you should forward it to Scrum and Panthro...i dont have their #'s

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