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“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fuged by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

Indeed. Now we know. You're welcome for the mental image.

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40 minutes ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

graphic public discussions about the president's junk make me so nostalgic for the 90s

time to dig out the nintendo 64 and listen to some offspring

Nice. Are you going to play as toad?

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6 minutes ago, Cat said:

ugh jesus i just threw up a bit

which is all of twitters reaction on learning why Mario kart is trending today.

 

 

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3 hours ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

graphic public discussions about the president's junk make me so nostalgic for the 90s

time to dig out the nintendo 64 and listen to some offspring

Don't forget the yeti pubes 

 

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Does Melania by default confirm what Daniels claims if she filed for divorce?

"At first I don't believe Stormy. But when she say 'Mario Kart' and 'Yeti pubes' I knew she telling truth, even though in mother country we say 'Boris Kart'."

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9 minutes ago, CarolinaNCSU said:

 

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Will never be able to eat button mushrooms again

 

Don’t eat button mushrooms. Literally every other type of edible mushroom is better for you. Plus you know trump Dick.

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as someone with an extremely small and misshapen penis it always bugs me when people use penises as political attacks. in what way is this not just body shaming

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