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#1 Happy Panther

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:46 PM

I don't see the wife for an hour tonight. Then she walks out in heels and garters, fixes me a cocktail and says come in when you are ready...take your time. I enjoy my cocktail (a martini like the avatar) and wander in.

A few minutes of whatnots and heretofores and she says "why don't you give it to me hard and go watch baseball"

So i do

What am i missing? :D

#2 Jase

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:51 PM

You'll find out in 9 months

#3 Happy Panther

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:55 PM

Don't even say it

I'm assuming why she is so happy:
1) She's getting laid by the poolboy (we don't have a pool)
2) She wants something
3) She already bought something
4) She had a stroke and is confused

Other options?

#4 tarheelblue89

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:04 PM

5) She is going to file for divorce tomorrow and just wanted it one more time.


Even I didn't like typing that.

#5 PanthersFanNY

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:24 PM

You win.

#6 Captroop

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:24 AM

I'm gonna have to go with number 3: "She already bought something."

#7 JoCoLoco

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:10 AM

I'm with Cap, except to clarify that it's you who already bought something.

#8 Happy Panther

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 10:01 AM

Well it was probably worth it

#9 PanthaSan

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 10:52 AM

Are there any new dents in the car? :D

I would just take it at face value and enjoy the loving...

#10 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 11:06 AM

My first thought was car, too.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 11:25 AM

this will someday turn into an argument topic:

"remember that one day i was in heels waiting for you and you decided to take your time drinking because you are an alcoholic, then you pounded me and watched baseball. You are an a hole, blah blah blah blah"

#12 Jeff L

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 03:44 PM

Does she have a sister?:smash:

Be grateful for what you have my friend!