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I don't see the wife for an hour tonight. Then she walks out in heels and garters, fixes me a cocktail and says come in when you are ready...take your time. I enjoy my cocktail (a martini like the avatar) and wander in.

A few minutes of whatnots and heretofores and she says "why don't you give it to me hard and go watch baseball"

So i do

What am i missing? :D

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You'll find out in 9 months

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Don't even say it

I'm assuming why she is so happy:

1) She's getting laid by the poolboy (we don't have a pool)

2) She wants something

3) She already bought something

4) She had a stroke and is confused

Other options?

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5) She is going to file for divorce tomorrow and just wanted it one more time.

Even I didn't like typing that.

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You win.

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I'm gonna have to go with number 3: "She already bought something."

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I'm with Cap, except to clarify that it's you who already bought something.

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Well it was probably worth it

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Are there any new dents in the car? :D

I would just take it at face value and enjoy the loving...

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My first thought was car, too.

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this will someday turn into an argument topic:

"remember that one day i was in heels waiting for you and you decided to take your time drinking because you are an alcoholic, then you pounded me and watched baseball. You are an a hole, blah blah blah blah"

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Does she have a sister?:smash:

Be grateful for what you have my friend!

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