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Posted 23 October 2009 - 01:54 PM
Midgets make the best cocktail waiters/waitresses. It's so convenient to set your empty glass down. It's like a little walking end table.
Posted 23 October 2009 - 01:56 PM
Nothing beats watching midgets run track while you're on acid.
Posted 23 October 2009 - 05:16 PM
It's like giving retards jobs as baggers. Good for the community, get's them off the street.
How do you feel about midgets when they are dressed as santas elves?