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[Frash Brastard]

Something that made me crack up later on today. This morning I was driving, and tried to get my iPod touch to shuffle before I got out of the gas station. Of course the thing decides that I could touch the shuffle command as many times as I want but it won't follow through, and so I just blurt out "F**KING SHUFFLE, COCKSUCKER!" while mashing the command with my thumb.

I wonder if anybody else does the same thing to an equal degree or if I'm just out of my fuging mind.

[SMACKDAB]

All the time...........

[JoCoLoco]

literally every single day. I get madder at inanimate objects than animate ones.

[CBDevil]

I scream at them until they become animate. My remote control left me a voicemail that I was an asshole and it was moving in with the guy down the street who lost his thumbs in a horrible plumbing accident.



Remotes are such bitches.

[TerriblePizza]

I feel like I'm doing that sometimes in the classes I teach.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

The similar thing I find myself doing is yelling at other drivers, or saying something in a normal tone towards them... as if they could hear me...

Inanimate objects, sometimes... especially when I am trying to fix something (I remember cursing out the lawnmower as I was putting it back together)...

But hey, what do you expect? I am Samuel L. Jackson afterall... motherfuger!

[CBDevil]

What about cell phones? Does that count? Judges, can we get a ruling?

[Sultan33g]

What about cell phones? Does that count? Judges, can we get a ruling?

Guilty as charged!!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Temper, temper.

[CBDevil]

Temper, temper.

Be still so I can shout filthy words in your general direction.

[cookinwithgas]

I get this feeling whenever I respond to Panthers Lover, G5, or Venom in the tinderbox.

[SCP]

If my golf clubs somehow could learn to speak, they would only be able to speak in southern sounding curse words. For that is all I have taught them since their infant years. Those cocks*cking bastard sh*t sticks!

[Frash Brastard]

If my golf clubs somehow could learn to speak, they would only be able to speak in southern sounding curse words. For that is all I have taught them since their infant years. Those cocks*cking bastard sh*t sticks!

funny you should mention accents because when i yelled it was in my purest north jersey dialect.

[SCP]

fugitabowtit

[Hawk]

I never ever hardly ever yell at my tv while watching sports...of any kind!!!!!