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True, but semi-unrelated story...

The wife, a friend, and I once drove through a McDonalds when they first came out with the 50 piece McNugget thing... It was pretty good road trip, so we said we'd order one for the hell of it and see if we could finish them all...

They ended up forgetting something else in the bag or something, so we had to pull back around... We said we ought to tell them not only what we were missing, but that we had "ordered a 50 piece McNugget and only got 48"...

We did, and the girl was actually going to believe we had sat there and counted in that brief amount of time and was going to go get 2 more McNuggets.. until we told her we were joking, which she didn't seem to "get"...

haha i love it.

I just hope that $22 check from McDonalds was not a weekly paycheck.

it was a shortage from the week before, obviously the payroll department is just as smart.

This is all you have? God, this board has gone down hill. At least you have started acting like a twelve year old and stopped humping them.

By the way, the Boys Club called. They said they have some questions for you about blood on the toilet paper. I don't know what that meant, but they said you would know.

wait.... are you still talking poo to me on a message board?

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big tits and no brains= my soulmate!

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This thread is a Dane Cook on the douchebag scale. Kicking people when they're down FTL.

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big tits and no brains= my soulmate!

My thoughts exactly... I think my conversation with her would have been something like this..

"See miss, you need to step back here to my office with me so we can work this out... in order for me to serve you better, you're going to have to take that shirt off..."

Seems like this may have worked on her...

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Porno /= real life

Step away from the tube8

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Porno /= real life

Step away from the tube8

Dude, she couldn't add 78 + 22... this may have worked... worth a shot...

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Dude, she couldn't add 78 + 22... this may have worked... worth a shot...

it all depends on the size of ure business really

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This thread is a Dane Cook on the douchebag scale. Kicking people when they're down FTL.

Pfft.. She MANAGES a McDonalds and can't add 78 to 22... She's obviously used her assets to her advantage, and why should we be faulted for pointing out the hilarity of it?

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This thread is a Dane Cook on the douchebag scale. Kicking people when they're down FTL.

how is she "down" ?

manager at mcdonalds with the brains of a saints fan........i think shes making it out ok with her gigantic chesticles. in america atleast.....:coolgleamA:

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McD's managers often times make 75-100k

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McD's managers often times make 75-100k

prove it

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prove it

Yeah, show us your pay stub

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