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Scrumtrilescent

I'm building an Ark

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Scrumtrilescent    3,279

And screw putting all sorts of animals and poo on it. WTF cares about giraffes? So I'm gonna load this bastard up with what's important. Ya know, the usuals. Beer, pr0n, stupid blondes, bacon, etc.

And let's face, it 99.2% of you bastards aren't worth saving so have fun drowning as I chillax in my kickass boat....

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Jase    12,466

I hope you have your noah beard at the ready.

And I hope that bacon is pre-cooked... having a stove in a wooden boat = bad idea

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Zod    14,969

I built a redneck ark. Basically glued 200 Styrofoam coolers to the foundation of my house.

Have fun drowning, losers.

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SCP    30,419

I'm bringing my ark out of dry storage as we speak. Lets tie up and have a boatgate party. Be fun throwing emptys at drowning losers.

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Giraffes are horse that try too hard.

Well, they won't need your ark anyway. Long necks...

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