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#1 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:19 PM

And screw putting all sorts of animals and poo on it. WTF cares about giraffes? So I'm gonna load this bastard up with what's important. Ya know, the usuals. Beer, pr0n, stupid blondes, bacon, etc.

And let's face, it 99.2% of you bastards aren't worth saving so have fun drowning as I chillax in my kickass boat....

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:21 PM

Giraffes are cool. wtf?

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:24 PM

Giraffes are horse that try too hard.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:25 PM

I hope you have your noah beard at the ready.

And I hope that bacon is pre-cooked... having a stove in a wooden boat = bad idea

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:27 PM

Mines already in working order.

Need more space for beer though.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:28 PM

I built a redneck ark. Basically glued 200 Styrofoam coolers to the foundation of my house.

Have fun drowning, losers.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:31 PM

I'm bringing my ark out of dry storage as we speak. Lets tie up and have a boatgate party. Be fun throwing emptys at drowning losers.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:33 PM

Giraffes are horse that try too hard.



Well, they won't need your ark anyway. Long necks...

#9 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:33 PM

I could save 5 more people but my 1974 Gremlin is more important.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:38 PM

Giraffes eat horses.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:48 PM

giraffes eat horses.


and mayo

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:49 PM

Giraffes eat horses.



Giraffes eat leaves. Russians eat horses.

#13 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:56 PM

Scott Stapp, you fugin' prophetic smarmy asshat....



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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:59 PM



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Posted 11 November 2009 - 09:59 PM

Giraffes eat leaves. Russians eat horses.


I don't think it matters. It stopped raining. How's your run aground Ark, now, Scrum?


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