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Matt Foley

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Yikes.

See what happens when you spank the monkey?

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The chimp ripped off her hands? How? I didn't know that was possible.

I thought Dave Chappelle was kidding when he said a monkey would snap your dick off like a celery stalk if you tried to boff it.

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I'd still rather hang out with this chimp over going to the Epicenter or a NASCAR race

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You know who else said that about a NASCAR race??

But you got one out of two.

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Clyde would kick that corn husker ass all up and down Mint Skreet. Orangutan's > Chimp's

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