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#1 Hotsauce

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:39 PM

She says this to me the other day. Kinda took me by surprise, as I did not know what to say. Being newly married, I am often finding myself in the situations where I am "supposed" to say a certain thing to make her feel better.

Truth be told, my wife is really beautiful. She can go anywhere, and she gets attention by everyone for being gorgious. I can leave her sitting at a bar for 2 minutes, and when I come back, guys are sworming her. She is very humble too, kinda the girl next door attitude. She does not act like a typical hottie. That is what makes her such a great wife.

Anyway,obviously she is very sexy. What are some tricks or things I can do to continually remind her of this?

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:49 PM

I recommend having nothing on but a pink thong when she next enters your home. Shake your ass a bit while making various animal noises.

You're welcome.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:52 PM

Hit on her yourself. A lot.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:54 PM

stick it in her pooper

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

  • Compliment her on the little things.
  • Spontaneous sex.
  • Acknowledge any new thongs, lingerie, etc. Not acknowledging her effort = FAIL.
  • Spontaneous gifts - not expensive things, thougthful things.
  • Random notes
  • Burn a really cheesy song (like Barry White's Love Serenade or Spiral Staircase's I Love You More Today than Yesterday) write "play me" on the CD, and leave it under her windshield wipers or in her purse. It's funny and she'll appreciate it.


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Posted 29 November 2009 - 01:10 PM

  • Compliment her on the little things.
  • Spontaneous sex.
  • Acknowledge any new thongs, lingerie, etc. Not acknowledging her effort = FAIL.
  • Spontaneous gifts - not expensive things, thougthful things.
  • Random notes
  • Burn a really cheesy song (like Barry White's Love Serenade or Spiral Staircase's I Love You More Today than Yesterday) write "play me" on the CD, and leave it under her windshield wipers or in her purse. It's funny and she'll appreciate it.



Great list!

You should notice all new underwear and make a pretty big deal over it. If you see her running around the house in something skimpy you need to make a move, quick. She is likely trying to get your attention. Don't ask, just do.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 01:26 PM

Uh Oh...next thing you know she'll be sending nekkid pics of herself to people on myspace in order to get the attention she desires. Better listen to Mr. beauxjangles list.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 01:59 PM

Next time you shop, buy her a single flower.. doesn't have to be a rose, but a flower, and say that you saw this and thought about her.


Guys make the mistake of thinking that spending a lot of money on one single item equates to spending little on a bunch of little items. This is wrong... like Mr. B said, make em thoughtful (unless of course it's a diamond whatever, then all bets are off....).

When you first wake up in the morning, just look at her and say that you love her, and that she's the sexiest thing you've ever seen on this planet. Follow it up with a kiss, and then ask what she has planned for the day. (The little things)


Might work, and I hope it does :)

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 02:10 PM

stick it in her pooper


Only good advice I have seen so far.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 03:37 PM

This may be part of your problem:

I recently bought a new house, 4th room FROG turned into the Man-Room.

-46 inch Sharp HD LCD
-Direct TV with NFL Ticket and all movie channels.
-Xbox 360, Wii - with Rockband setup
-Sony receiver with 5 speaker 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound.
-5 disc Sony DVD player (blu-Ray upgrade whenever they get cheaper)
-Shaper Image Message Chair
-Fooseball Table (full size)
-I built a dartboard set up, a 3x3 corkboard, halogen spotlight shinning on dartboard, old school chalk board for keeping score.
-I built a bar, which I stained and polyed. It measures 10 ft long.
-I found a bunch of unique, hand-painted wooden beer signs from a closed down bar. They are very unique looking. Classy, something that you dont see everyday.

I have 2 crawl space attic access doors located on either side of the room. I am eventually going to run all the wire through the walls. Also, I am going to mount the TV on the wall and hide all the boxes in the closet.

As far as an office, I have converted a room downstairs, I guess it should be a formal living room. I bought a huge U-shape wooden desk. It is quite large, and very nice.



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Posted 29 November 2009 - 04:34 PM

This may be part of your problem:


Bingo! We have a winner!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 07:33 PM

This may be part of your problem:


Haha, good point!

I cant get her to like Call of Duty!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:20 PM

Only good advice I have seen so far.

No poo.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:27 PM

Haha, good point!

I cant get her to like Call of Duty!


Then it sounds like she is the problem :)

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:44 PM

stick it in her pooper


Only good advice I have seen so far.



A load on the boobs always helps as well.