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#1 Davidson Deac II

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 10:33 PM

Winning the war with the little blue pill

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes -- followed by a request for more pills.

For U.S. intelligence officials, this is how some crucial battles in Afghanistan are fought and won. While the CIA has a long history of buying information with cash, the growing Taliban insurgency has prompted the use of novel incentives and creative bargaining to gain support in some of the country's roughest neighborhoods, according to officials directly involved in such operations.


This would make an excellent commercial. Viagra doing its part in the war effort. :)

#2 cookinwithgas

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 10:37 PM

Dudes uulating to the Viva Viagra song....

#3 Delhommey

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 10:43 PM

What are we going to do with the inevitable blowback from goat terrorist groups who will be looking for revenge?

#4 Fiz

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 11:42 PM

better than the gay bomb

#5 Kevin Greene

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 11:50 PM

Could the blue pill get a purple heart?

#6 Matt Foley

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 11:34 AM

Now terrorists are promised 19 virgins AND little blue pills in heaven.

#7 catfang

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 12:06 PM

I, um, salute this idea.


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