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This is insane! Xmas wishlists?

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For comparison's sake... The list she gave me includes:

Some slippers for around the house

Some line dancing DVDs (she wants to learn how to do them right)

a pump action 20 gauge shotgun

some sweaters

a hat

a sleeping bag

and...

a friggin' Infiniti G37... lol...

I asked her what kind of $30,000 present I should ask for... although, now that I think about it...

...maybe that is a bargaining point for some BJs? ;)

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I asked her what kind of $30,000 present I should ask for... although, now that I think about it...

...maybe that is a bargaining point for some BJs? ;)

see marriage is nothing but whoring yourself out :)

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Better be an on-demand BJ button installed in the house for $30k.

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see marriage is nothing but whoring yourself out :)

wow u should be an encyclopedia

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Better be an on-demand BJ button installed in the house for $30k.

As much as I loathe almost everything you stand for, I do believe this is a great idea... Rep...

:)

Now, if only I could make that idea work...

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Does staples still sell those "easy" buttons?

A button that makes your wife easy... hmm...

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I don't drink or smoke, and am not too into vehicles or things like tools (although some stuff would be nice, like an air compressor (woot! another idea!)), so beer/cigs/home improvement stuff doesn't do much for me...

Well...not drinking, smoking, being into cars nor tools really makes you...umm a woman? lol j/k

A couple years ago I was given an air compressor---to be honest I never thought I'd use it so much. Very handy.

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Does staples still sell those "easy" buttons?

A button that makes your wife easy... hmm...

This thread might be heading in the direction of a revolutionary discovery/invention for married men everywhere!

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and if the BJ-button goes unresponded...you could just start jerking off onto her side of the bed to make her sleep in it.

Who's she going to go tell and complain about THAT to...

A deal's a deal.

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and if the BJ-button goes unresponded...you could just start jerking off onto her side of the bed to make her sleep in it.

Who's she going to go tell and complain about THAT to...

A deal's a deal.

ure one sick man g5....sick indeed

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ure one sick man g5....sick indeed

In life there are consequences.

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In life there are consequences.

Hence the ouster of the Republican party from the oval office and the legislative branch after the Bush administration.

Oops. Sorry, thought this was the tinderbox

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