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Samuel L. Jackson

This is insane! Xmas wishlists?

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Sorry to go off on a wee tangent but....referring to your home theater thread, you obviously have a real nice house. Does the missus go outside to smoke? We have a neighbor that does that, see him out front all the time sucking on nails...kind of cracks me up that people are so hooked on that poo that they'll stand out in the cold, or the rain to get their fix because they don't want to smell up their house.

Luckily enough, she isn't really considered a smoker... I think she may have 1 a day, if that, and it's strictly at work on a break or during her lunch... She may go through a pack like once every 3-4 weeks...

I think it's more of a social thing for her, which is pretty weak in my opinion, but I deal with it because it could be worse I suppose... If I could have anything I wanted, it'd be her to stop that though...

...and the BJs... lol...

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If it says Craftsman, Star Wars, or Panthers on it, then get it for me.

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If it says Craftsman, Star Wars, or Panthers on it, then get it for me.

and I as well

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and I as well

Same here... aside from the Craftsman stuff really... That would just mean I'd have to fix more crap... ;)

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For comparison's sake... The list she gave me includes:

Some slippers for around the house

Some line dancing DVDs (she wants to learn how to do them right)

a pump action 20 gauge shotgun

some sweaters

a hat

a sleeping bag

and...

a friggin' Infiniti G37... lol...

I asked her what kind of $30,000 present I should ask for... although, now that I think about it...

...maybe that is a bargaining point for some BJs? ;)

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I asked her what kind of $30,000 present I should ask for... although, now that I think about it...

...maybe that is a bargaining point for some BJs? ;)

see marriage is nothing but whoring yourself out :)

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Better be an on-demand BJ button installed in the house for $30k.

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see marriage is nothing but whoring yourself out :)

wow u should be an encyclopedia

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Better be an on-demand BJ button installed in the house for $30k.

As much as I loathe almost everything you stand for, I do believe this is a great idea... Rep...

:)

Now, if only I could make that idea work...

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Does staples still sell those "easy" buttons?

A button that makes your wife easy... hmm...

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