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Scrumtrilescent

The Thank You Thread

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We don't have a thanks thread on here and since it's the fuging holidays and we should all be in the spirit of the season, ya know getting stuff and eating too much and avoiding family, I also thought maybe we should say some of the things we are thankful for in this meaningless existence.

I would like to thank my car's outside temperature thermometer. Thank you for giving a warning and blinking a cute little snowflake symbol when it gets below 40. Without you, I would never know it was getting cold. So in essence, you save my life during the winter.

Thank you Salvation Army. I thank you for putting the man with no legs and one arm at the front of the Harris Teeter to ring your bell. If it weren't for him, I'd never notice the large red money pot. I am glad you aren't trying to guilt anyone into giving money. That would be sorta sad.

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I'd like to thank my friend who I went to meet for chinese buffet this afternoon. I told him I would meet him at 1230pm because I had to shower and he told me why shower when I'm only going to smell like general chicken afterwards.

I smell delicious.

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Thanks to Sultan for thanking me and for the fine asses...

Thanks to J2 for being a bud.

Thanks to Jangler for the rep.

Thanks to Zod for the kittens (somebody had to).

Thanks to Cat for being Cat.

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I need to thank the DOT and our stimulus dollars for all the busy, icy, lane reduced roads I drive on daily.

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know red faced anger, total frustration, and the desire to beat my family and binge drink alcohol until I pass out, only to wake up and start over again the next day.

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

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I need to thank the DOT and our stimulus dollars for all the busy, icy, lane reduced roads I drive on daily.

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know red faced anger, total frustration, and the desire to beat my family and binge drink alcohol until I pass out, only to wake up and start over again the next day.

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

^^^^I have never seen roads around Chicago without orange barrels. It would be wierd if road work ever finsihed up there.

Back on subject.....

Thanks Sub Station II guy for hooking me up with extree salami on my sammich today. Salami is the filet mignon of lunch meat and ya didn't have ta do it. You big hearted sandwich artist bastard :sad:!!!

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