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TheSaint

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No erection stays up that long with that much distraction unless it's artifically induced. I kept waiting for the part where he gets sent to his auntie and uncles in Bel Air

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oldie but goodie

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No erection stays up that long with that much distraction unless it's artifically induced. I kept waiting for the part where he gets sent to his auntie and uncles in Bel Air

as soon as i saw the title i scrolled to the end to look for fresh prince

man i need to get off the internet

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whew ok..good.

Although I do in fact have a real one but no way Im sharing that baby in public.

Yep, i have two fecal stories that invloved wimmins, that i wont be sharing,,,,,some are hard to laugh at even to this day.

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Circle all the apply:

A. You're 12

B. You're a virgin

C. You're a complete idiot

D. You're ripping off someone else's absurd tale

E. You're not "procreation material" anyway

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My husband just walked in thinking i was upset. I was laughing and crying so hard he couldn't tell what was going on.

I will have to finish reading this post later. It's too much at once. (thats what Saint J. said lol)

that shits funny even if it was lifted.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

I haven't :angelsad2:

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