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haha, i should change Oolong to TP.

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whew ok..good.

Although I do in fact have a real one but no way Im sharing that baby in public.

Yep, i have two fecal stories that invloved wimmins, that i wont be sharing,,,,,some are hard to laugh at even to this day.

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Circle all the apply:

A. You're 12

B. You're a virgin

C. You're a complete idiot

D. You're ripping off someone else's absurd tale

E. You're not "procreation material" anyway

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My husband just walked in thinking i was upset. I was laughing and crying so hard he couldn't tell what was going on.

I will have to finish reading this post later. It's too much at once. (thats what Saint J. said lol)

that shits funny even if it was lifted.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

I haven't :angelsad2:

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I haven't :angelsad2:

trust me you would be wierded out if you had a boner

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Moral of the story is that you shouldn't act like a little baby and hold your poopie because you're scared of a public toilet. The consequences are much more terrible than sitting on a public toilet seat. Who knows whose ass had been on the girl's toilet before you anyways.

Grow a pair!

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Modified Dumb and Dumber....FTW.

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Does the girl being Asian add something to the interwebz fable?

Just curious.

Wondering if that might be a purplemonkeydishwasher thing.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

Thats what the towel rack behund the toilet is for..Bracing your self when you lean in...

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