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TheSaint

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I haven't :angelsad2:

trust me you would be wierded out if you had a boner

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Moral of the story is that you shouldn't act like a little baby and hold your poopie because you're scared of a public toilet. The consequences are much more terrible than sitting on a public toilet seat. Who knows whose ass had been on the girl's toilet before you anyways.

Grow a pair!

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Does the girl being Asian add something to the interwebz fable?

Just curious.

Wondering if that might be a purplemonkeydishwasher thing.

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Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

Thats what the towel rack behund the toilet is for..Bracing your self when you lean in...

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