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#21 cookinwithgas

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

No erection stays up that long with that much distraction unless it's artifically induced. I kept waiting for the part where he gets sent to his auntie and uncles in Bel Air

#22 Kurb

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:03 PM

oldie but goodie

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:07 PM

No erection stays up that long with that much distraction unless it's artifically induced. I kept waiting for the part where he gets sent to his auntie and uncles in Bel Air


as soon as i saw the title i scrolled to the end to look for fresh prince

man i need to get off the internet

#24 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:30 PM

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:51 PM

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haha, i should change Oolong to TP.

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:55 PM

whew ok..good.
Although I do in fact have a real one but no way Im sharing that baby in public.


Yep, i have two fecal stories that invloved wimmins, that i wont be sharing,,,,,some are hard to laugh at even to this day.

#27 walt227

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:55 PM

Circle all the apply:

A. You're 12
B. You're a virgin
C. You're a complete idiot
D. You're ripping off someone else's absurd tale
E. You're not "procreation material" anyway

#28 Cat

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:06 AM

My husband just walked in thinking i was upset. I was laughing and crying so hard he couldn't tell what was going on.

I will have to finish reading this post later. It's too much at once. (thats what Saint J. said lol)


that shits funny even if it was lifted.

#29 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:28 AM

Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:32 AM

Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.


I haven't :angelsad2: