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#25 TheSaint

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:51 PM

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haha, i should change Oolong to TP.

#26 TheSaint

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:55 PM

whew ok..good.
Although I do in fact have a real one but no way Im sharing that baby in public.


Yep, i have two fecal stories that invloved wimmins, that i wont be sharing,,,,,some are hard to laugh at even to this day.

#27 walt227

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:55 PM

Circle all the apply:

A. You're 12
B. You're a virgin
C. You're a complete idiot
D. You're ripping off someone else's absurd tale
E. You're not "procreation material" anyway

#28 Cat

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:06 AM

My husband just walked in thinking i was upset. I was laughing and crying so hard he couldn't tell what was going on.

I will have to finish reading this post later. It's too much at once. (thats what Saint J. said lol)


that shits funny even if it was lifted.

#29 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:28 AM

Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:32 AM

Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.


I haven't :angelsad2:

#31 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 08:13 AM

stupid imageshack...

#32 Sultan33g

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 08:43 AM

I haven't :angelsad2:


trust me you would be wierded out if you had a boner

#33 LiQuiD

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:20 AM

Moral of the story is that you shouldn't act like a little baby and hold your poopie because you're scared of a public toilet. The consequences are much more terrible than sitting on a public toilet seat. Who knows whose ass had been on the girl's toilet before you anyways.

Grow a pair!

#34 thefuzz

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 11:33 AM

Modified Dumb and Dumber....FTW.

#35 Epistaxis

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:31 PM

Does the girl being Asian add something to the interwebz fable?

Just curious.

Wondering if that might be a purplemonkeydishwasher thing.

#36 j2sgam

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 04:58 PM

Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.


Thats what the towel rack behund the toilet is for..Bracing your self when you lean in...