Worst Date Evah
Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:56 PM
Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:07 PM
No erection stays up that long with that much distraction unless it's artifically induced. I kept waiting for the part where he gets sent to his auntie and uncles in Bel Air
as soon as i saw the title i scrolled to the end to look for fresh prince
man i need to get off the internet
Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:55 PM
Although I do in fact have a real one but no way Im sharing that baby in public.
Yep, i have two fecal stories that invloved wimmins, that i wont be sharing,,,,,some are hard to laugh at even to this day.
Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:55 PM
A. You're 12
B. You're a virgin
C. You're a complete idiot
D. You're ripping off someone else's absurd tale
E. You're not "procreation material" anyway
Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:06 AM
I will have to finish reading this post later. It's too much at once. (thats what Saint J. said lol)
that shits funny even if it was lifted.
Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:28 AM
Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:32 AM
Oldie but goodie like teh Kurb said. I think we've all tried to take a piss with a boner and it not work.
I haven't :angelsad2: