What gives you the worst gas?
Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:53 PM
Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:01 PM
Drink about a case of Miller High Life and eat a peanut butter sandwhich. Children and small animals will die.
Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:15 AM
Add a bit of apple juice for the green apple two step and you have some good times.
Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:24 AM
And I'm a big tipper
Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:19 AM
Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:44 AM
I let one go this weekend at Disney but it was pretty weak so i must be eating better these days.
Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:20 PM
They were alongside me, and we were moving at a pretty good pace...
The hilarious part and the thing that gave me away was this group of loud obnoxious teenagers were behind us a little ways... We had stopped for a moment shortly after I did the deed, and one of the teenagers walked by us with a look of disgust towards his friends and simply said...
"Someone's gonna die!"...
I was so proud... although, I don't remember what I had eaten... It was probably a Sbarros pepperoni roll or something else greasy and meaty like that...
As far as what makes mine the worst? Anything greasy or meaty... Beef Jerky... Fast Food... Pizza... etc...
Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:41 PM
Beer must be consumed during the entire eating process.
Eat an appetizer of some buffalo wings...not so hot as it gives the false heat impression that you might shart yourself.
Start with french onion soup. Pasta Fajole, minestrone, or lentil soup could be substitooted (hehe...like that?), but it doesn't have the bite the french onion does.
Salad too. (no way I can eat this much food, but if you can...this'll do it)
Eat a well done steak (I eat mine medium but the well done will force your stomach to produce more acid to break down the overdoneness)...with some broccoli on the side. Remember to keep drinking the beer...not light beer. I'm talking Sam Adams Winter Lager style.
When you wake in the morning...and have forgotten the mixture that has been perculating in your belly and release a fart in the shower. The steam rising will drive it up to you and you may just pass out from the bite of the fart. Abstain taking a poop for as long as you can. This is the fuel to your fire.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LIGHT THESE AS THEY REQUIRE PROFESSIONAL SUPERVISION
Posted 17 December 2009 - 03:31 PM
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users