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#1 Brokenbad


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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:53 PM

I have formulated brewing toxic farts. My key ingredient: fiber. LOTS of it. I mad a man puke a few days ago. The smell made me gag and it was my own brand!

#2 House


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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:01 PM

Guy I knew in the Navy was on a No Carb diet. Horrible, horrible, just absolutely horrible. Cheese and beans was about 90% of what he ate. Farted in a Helo we were doing a 30 hr on in the rain, so the doors were all closed. Vomit everywhere.

Drink about a case of Miller High Life and eat a peanut butter sandwhich. Children and small animals will die.

#3 Scrumtrilescent


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:15 AM

Eggs, broccoli, and cabbage form the Unholy Fart Trinity.

Add a bit of apple juice for the green apple two step and you have some good times.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:24 AM

Something came out of my arse in vegas that made the cocktail girl turn around and walk away

And I'm a big tipper

#5 AKPantherFan


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:41 AM

I.P.A Beer ;)

#6 Jangler


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:02 AM

What doesn't, would be an easier question.

#7 KillerKat


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:05 AM

I actually fart alot when my stomach is empty lol.

#8 enolagay38


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:19 AM

Cool Ranch Doritos and sour cream, Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers and Busch beer.

#9 casper


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 05:26 AM

Everything Gives me bad gas. Just ask my co-workers.

#10 cookinwithgas


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:44 AM

I spent this weekend at Disney, it reminded me of when I went there with a few coworkers when my sub was at Port Canaveral. In line for Space Mountain I let this amazingly vile thing out of me, and the lady behind us all in the line was convinced my friend did it and was stabbing him with her eyes as they began to water, man I was laughing so hard

I let one go this weekend at Disney but it was pretty weak so i must be eating better these days.

#11 Panthro


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:48 AM

General Tso's

#12 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:20 PM

I once covertly cropdusted while walking through a mall with my wife and a friend...

They were alongside me, and we were moving at a pretty good pace...

The hilarious part and the thing that gave me away was this group of loud obnoxious teenagers were behind us a little ways... We had stopped for a moment shortly after I did the deed, and one of the teenagers walked by us with a look of disgust towards his friends and simply said...

"Someone's gonna die!"...

I was so proud... although, I don't remember what I had eaten... It was probably a Sbarros pepperoni roll or something else greasy and meaty like that...

As far as what makes mine the worst? Anything greasy or meaty... Beef Jerky... Fast Food... Pizza... etc...

#13 thefuzz


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:29 PM

Cheap beer.

7 hours of sleep.

Nothing worse.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:41 PM

This will guarantee that someone will puke.

Beer must be consumed during the entire eating process.

Eat an appetizer of some buffalo wings...not so hot as it gives the false heat impression that you might shart yourself.

THE meal.

Start with french onion soup. Pasta Fajole, minestrone, or lentil soup could be substitooted (hehe...like that?), but it doesn't have the bite the french onion does.

Salad too. (no way I can eat this much food, but if you can...this'll do it)

Eat a well done steak (I eat mine medium but the well done will force your stomach to produce more acid to break down the overdoneness)...with some broccoli on the side. Remember to keep drinking the beer...not light beer. I'm talking Sam Adams Winter Lager style.

When you wake in the morning...and have forgotten the mixture that has been perculating in your belly and release a fart in the shower. The steam rising will drive it up to you and you may just pass out from the bite of the fart. Abstain taking a poop for as long as you can. This is the fuel to your fire.


#15 j2sgam


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Posted 17 December 2009 - 03:31 PM

A guy I used to work with was a body builder. He consumed baby food 2 to 3 times a day "because all the protein, kid". We would be working down in the tunnels under certain Gov't buildings with no where to go, nand this dude would let out some SBD's that made multiple people hurl. That smell would make me lose my lunch and it only got worse as the day went on...