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#1 Brokenbad

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:53 PM

I have formulated brewing toxic farts. My key ingredient: fiber. LOTS of it. I mad a man puke a few days ago. The smell made me gag and it was my own brand!

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:01 PM

Guy I knew in the Navy was on a No Carb diet. Horrible, horrible, just absolutely horrible. Cheese and beans was about 90% of what he ate. Farted in a Helo we were doing a 30 hr on in the rain, so the doors were all closed. Vomit everywhere.

Drink about a case of Miller High Life and eat a peanut butter sandwhich. Children and small animals will die.

#3 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 12:15 AM

Eggs, broccoli, and cabbage form the Unholy Fart Trinity.

Add a bit of apple juice for the green apple two step and you have some good times.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:24 AM

Something came out of my arse in vegas that made the cocktail girl turn around and walk away

And I'm a big tipper

#5 AKPantherFan

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:41 AM

I.P.A Beer ;)

#6 Jangler

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:02 AM

What doesn't, would be an easier question.

#7 KillerKat

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:05 AM

I actually fart alot when my stomach is empty lol.

#8 enolagay38

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 02:19 AM

Cool Ranch Doritos and sour cream, Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers and Busch beer.

#9 casper

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 05:26 AM

Everything Gives me bad gas. Just ask my co-workers.

#10 cookinwithgas

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:44 AM

I spent this weekend at Disney, it reminded me of when I went there with a few coworkers when my sub was at Port Canaveral. In line for Space Mountain I let this amazingly vile thing out of me, and the lady behind us all in the line was convinced my friend did it and was stabbing him with her eyes as they began to water, man I was laughing so hard

I let one go this weekend at Disney but it was pretty weak so i must be eating better these days.