What gives you the worst gas?
Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:41 PM
Beer must be consumed during the entire eating process.
Eat an appetizer of some buffalo wings...not so hot as it gives the false heat impression that you might shart yourself.
Start with french onion soup. Pasta Fajole, minestrone, or lentil soup could be substitooted (hehe...like that?), but it doesn't have the bite the french onion does.
Salad too. (no way I can eat this much food, but if you can...this'll do it)
Eat a well done steak (I eat mine medium but the well done will force your stomach to produce more acid to break down the overdoneness)...with some broccoli on the side. Remember to keep drinking the beer...not light beer. I'm talking Sam Adams Winter Lager style.
When you wake in the morning...and have forgotten the mixture that has been perculating in your belly and release a fart in the shower. The steam rising will drive it up to you and you may just pass out from the bite of the fart. Abstain taking a poop for as long as you can. This is the fuel to your fire.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LIGHT THESE AS THEY REQUIRE PROFESSIONAL SUPERVISION
Posted 17 December 2009 - 03:31 PM
Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:38 PM