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#11 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:27 AM

Your first day: Rosie O'Donnell look alike...throws a wad of cash down... "eat me"

What do you do?


Take a deep breath, close my eyes, and go to town like I was at the Chinese buffet on all you can eat snow crab leg night.

#12 Kettle

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:30 AM

Your first day: Rosie O'Donnell look alike...throws a wad of cash down... "eat me"

What do you do?


use a dental dam and a blindfold

#13 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:51 AM

a dream as a pubescent boy. then i realized the hot chicks don't have to pay for it.


:lol:

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:52 AM

Take a deep breath, close my eyes, and go to town like I was at the Chinese buffet on all you can eat snow crab leg night.


:lol:

use a dental dam and a blindfold


and a clothespin (for your nose) :P

#15 Matt Foley

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:52 AM

Your first day: Rosie O'Donnell look alike...throws a wad of cash down... "eat me"

What do you do?


Grab a knife and fork and chase her around the room

#16 PanthaSan

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:55 AM

use a dental dam and a blindfold


And some nose plugs.

Not sure how I feel about this. I am sure each one of you at one time or another considered this to be a dream job (like wanting to be a gynecologist) but as we get older and start thinking about the reality to be encountered, the dream loses a bit of luster. The guy was pretty well spoken, tho.

That being said. As to the Rosie O'Donnell question, I'd hit it. You have no choice. If they are a paying you gots to start playing.....:D

#17 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:44 AM

And some nose plugs.

Not sure how I feel about this. I am sure each one of you at one time or another considered this to be a dream job (like wanting to be a gynecologist) but as we get older and start thinking about the reality to be encountered, the dream loses a bit of luster. The guy was pretty well spoken, tho.

That being said. As to the Rosie O'Donnell question, I'd hit it. You have no choice. If they are a paying you gots to start playing.....:D


Yeah, we've discussed that before... a good friend of mine is a PA at a OB/GYN and he tells us stories... for every hot, young shaved ****** he sees, there's 50 nasty, fat, stinky ones...

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:04 AM

It's just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman.


Never mind that this is in no way an apt comparison. He's calling Rosa Parks an older woman? She was 42 when the boycott happened. If he's so atuned to female sensibilities, he should know better than to call a woman in her 40s "old." Bad for business.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:28 AM

It would suck to come home after work and complaining to your wife about how bad a day you had.