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#1 Jbro

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:52 PM

Let’s say you got your penis stuck in a Lipton Ice tea bottle, how would you get it out? seriously hurry!

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:54 PM

Blow torch or bolt cutters. You would probably be ok with some safety scissors.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:56 PM

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:56 PM

ummmm....ummmmmm.........scissors

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:57 PM

Who drinks Lipton Iced Tea in a bottle? Ew.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:57 PM

Think about Hayden Panettiere.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:57 PM

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:58 PM

Who drinks Lipton Iced Tea in a bottle? Ew.


I don't think he was drinking it...

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:00 PM

Think about this bottle...

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:05 PM

Pom juice is teh good.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:06 PM

Think about Hayden Panettiere.


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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:11 PM

OK its been a rather long day….hypothetically. So hypothetically, I tried the warm water but that felt pretty good and didn’t really help the situation. Then I tried the cold water and ice. Strangely that made everything feel a lot tighter and more stuck. I was able to stick a coffee straw into the bottle to try and release the pressure . but I think it must have just gotten squashed allowing no air to get in. I was going to go to the hospital but my wife said I could probably score the bottom of the bottle with a nail then try and break the end off with a hammer. she was wrong…hypothetically of course I scratched at the bottle with the nail but it didn’t really do anything. So I wrapped it with a towel and started tapping on the nail with the hammer until it broke the bottle which of course shattered instead of giving a clean break. I think I should have tried to drain more of the Ice Tea out first, the pressure is probably why it shattered I got a little cut but not bad. BUT the worst part is the bottle didn’t break all the way. The neck of the bottle is still intact. So I pretty much am back where I was cept now instead of a little penis aquarium I have a sharp penis collar. I think its time for the hospital…..hypothetically