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#1 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:13 PM

He's calling a "conference" with friends... :lol:

Weird... must mean he's coming back to golf soon...

http://sports.espn.g...tory?id=4921899

Tiger Woods will break his silence Friday, at which time he will speak to a small circle of confidantes in Florida and apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future.

According to a statement issued by his agent, Mark Steinberg, and his spokesman, Glenn Greenspan, "Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at [11 a.m. ET Friday] at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior."



#2 PanthaSan

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:18 PM

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. I mean, the only thing he did wrong was crash his SUV....

#3 Jangler

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:19 PM

"I did have sex with those whores. And you wish you were me.... bitches!" *drop the mic and walks away*

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:20 PM

If he did that, everybody'd probably say... OK...

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:25 PM

"I did have sex with those whores. And you wish you were me.... bitches!" *drop the mic and walks away*


:rofl:
"You must spread rep....."


If he did that, everybody'd probably say... OK...

:yesnod:

That's the best part about being a guy, we don't hold grudges...

#6 Epistaxis

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:55 PM

I guess he did the "sex addiction" rehab thing.

Part of it is a "total disclosure" dealy, and if you are married, that means your spouse.
All the broads, all the details, and now with the pregnant porn star stuff....

Can you imagine?

*shudders*

Even being rich doesn't make that feel any better.

#7 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 03:58 PM

No... I've never imagined having sex with lots of hot chicks before... :rolleyes:

:D

Obviously he never imagined the consequences of such...

#8 Matt Foley

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 04:51 PM

I'll let you know what he tells us.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 05:05 PM

If he was smart about this, he could have a new sponsor lined up immediately.

"Hi, I'm Tiger Woods. When I'm on the course, I like to drive it hard and straight down the middle. Just like when I find some strange when I'm on tour. (winks) That's why I rely on Trojan."

#10 Jangler

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:13 AM

Is this a skit on SNL or an old outtake from The Chappelle show?

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:14 AM

"I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I didn't think the normal rules applied."

Wow.

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:21 AM

He sounded like a 3rd grader reading a paper they did not write

#13 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:26 AM

Is this a skit on SNL or an old outtake from The Chappelle show?


No, but it will be... :lol:

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:30 AM

When I turned it on, I felt like I was watching a TV Show.

But I was very impressed and happy with the way he handled himself. He handled this like a man, now put it away and tee up.

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:35 AM

Watched it at the gym. he looked pretty sad.

Hopefully the guys at ESPN who bitched for an hour that the timing was to stick it to accenture and return next week will eat crow


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