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Tiger Speaks

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He's calling a "conference" with friends... :lol:

Weird... must mean he's coming back to golf soon...

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4921899

Tiger Woods will break his silence Friday, at which time he will speak to a small circle of confidantes in Florida and apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future.

According to a statement issued by his agent, Mark Steinberg, and his spokesman, Glenn Greenspan, "Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at [11 a.m. ET Friday] at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior."

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I don't understand what all the fuss is about. I mean, the only thing he did wrong was crash his SUV....

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"I did have sex with those whores. And you wish you were me.... bitches!" *drop the mic and walks away*

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If he did that, everybody'd probably say... OK...

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"I did have sex with those whores. And you wish you were me.... bitches!" *drop the mic and walks away*

:rofl:

"You must spread rep....."

If he did that, everybody'd probably say... OK...

:yesnod:

That's the best part about being a guy, we don't hold grudges...

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I guess he did the "sex addiction" rehab thing.

Part of it is a "total disclosure" dealy, and if you are married, that means your spouse.

All the broads, all the details, and now with the pregnant porn star stuff....

Can you imagine?

*shudders*

Even being rich doesn't make that feel any better.

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No... I've never imagined having sex with lots of hot chicks before... :rolleyes:

:D

Obviously he never imagined the consequences of such...

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I'll let you know what he tells us.

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If he was smart about this, he could have a new sponsor lined up immediately.

"Hi, I'm Tiger Woods. When I'm on the course, I like to drive it hard and straight down the middle. Just like when I find some strange when I'm on tour. (winks) That's why I rely on Trojan."

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Is this a skit on SNL or an old outtake from The Chappelle show?

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"I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I didn't think the normal rules applied."

Wow.

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He sounded like a 3rd grader reading a paper they did not write

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