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[Matt Foley]

Since so many people resort to name-calling in here (mostly the dipschitt liberals), let's all try to be civil by talking to each other the way they do in English parliament for one week. Zod can be Speaker. Example.

CWG opens thread: I really like Obama

First response: Speaker Zod, I wonder if the right honorable gentleman from (wherever CWG is from...parts unknown) has some sort of shock collar that prevents him from saying anything negative about our fearless leader, and if so, will the right honorable speaker share the remote control for a nominal fee?

[Jase]

Parliament Member meat, I greet this proposition with another, perhaps more elegant suggestion. That you mother is common harlot and that you are nothing but a common street urchin. Crumpet?

[Cat]

Get romped up the jacksie.

[Carolina Husker]

Since so many people resort to name-calling in here (mostly the dipschitt liberals), let's all try to be civil by talking to each other the way they do in English parliament for one week. Zod can be Speaker. Example.

CWG opens thread: I really like Obama

First response: Speaker Zod, I wonder if the right honorable gentleman from (wherever CWG is from...parts unknown) has some sort of shock collar that prevents him from saying anything negative about our fearless leader, and if so, will the right honorable speaker share the remote control for a nominal fee?

[Matt Foley]

Parliament Member meat, I greet this proposition with another, perhaps more elegant suggestion. That you mother is common harlot and that you are nothing but a common street urchin. Crumpet?

Speaker Zod, while the right honorable gentleman Jase has compared my mother to a sea creature, I find it fairly frivolous considering his considerable cowardice leading up to his so-called showdown with Panthro in basketball.

[Cat]

It is not yet 5 o'clock and I am mullered.

[Jase]

Member meat, cowardice you say?? where is my cane so that I may trounce you with it...

Edited by Jase, 26 February 2010 - 04:30 PM.

[Cat]

Geezer Kurt Rambis can rip his fanny up.

[Matt Foley]

Speaker Zod, the fickle feline that speaks out of turn to defend the right honorable coward of the court needs discipline. It is with indignance that I point out that this has not as yet occurred.

[SmootsDaddy89]

British parliament can actually get quite nasty sometimes.

[The Saltman]

Damned Cretins!

[Matt Foley]

British parliament can actually get quite nasty sometimes.

I once saw Neil Kinnock get under John Major's skin so badly that I thought Major's head was going to explode. The best response Major could come up with, in that high-pitched voice that English men have, was "the right honorable gentleman has proven why he is unfit for government!"

[SmootsDaddy89]

Yeah I should clarify, they don't cuss each other out or anything, but it's pretty obvious what the undertones are when things occasionally get heated.

[SorthNarolina]

I once saw Neil Kinnock get under John Major's skin so badly that I thought Major's head was going to explode. The best response Major could come up with, in that high-pitched voice that English men have, was "the right honorable gentleman has proven why he is unfit for government!"

you're my loyal opposition

[cookinwithgas]

Meat just wants to justify his habit of wearing robes with nothing underneath and powdered wigs while posting.

He should be cuckolded or whatever.