The Matt Moore Manifesto
Posted 17 March 2010 - 08:20 AM
Posted 17 March 2010 - 08:25 AM
You would think it should have been written in Russian....
Why would two Germans write in Russian?
Posted 17 March 2010 - 09:50 AM
The offence led by Matt Moore will view opposing defenses with contempt and distain, Matt Moore will hit every receiver in stride. Receivers will catch every ball thrown them and then man handle their opponent while running for extra yards after each catch. Matt Moore will hand off to Double Trouble with finesse which will allow both to run for 100 yards each per game. Offensive line will not allow Matt Moore’s uniform to become stained in anyway, offensive line will run over anyone in their way while leading Double Trouble down the field.
The defense will strike fear in all offenses as well as panic in the quarterback’s eyes, the front line will always make plays in the offenses back field, and the ends will relentlessly pursue the quarterback in order to sack him. Linebackers led by Beason will destroy anyone who makes it through the front lines and when given the opportunity will sack the quarterback on every blitz. The defensive backs will hit all receivers with such force that they will be twitching the rest of the year, they will have multiple take away’s per game.
Special teams will make no mistakes. Returner will threaten to take it all the way on every return. No opposing returner will make it past the 10 yard line.
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