Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Samuel L. Jackson

If you believe events in the Bible are accounts of historical accuracy, then...

272 posts in this topic

...you believe in zombies...

The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus' resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

Hope everyone has a safe/happy holiday weekend... and remember to stockpile your ammo...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Man. When are ninja's gonna get their fair due in the Bibles?

When the rapture happens... duh...

For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

Sounds like ninjas to me...

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Did the bible zombies eat people?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

only the bad ones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sounds like ninjas to me...

:smilielol5:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When the rapture happens... duh...

Sounds like ninjas to me...

You cannot have zombies without ninjas. That would be a violation of the fair and balanced doctrine.

I see even God knows the rules.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Kurb is the resident zombie expert, where's he at when you need him?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I dunno.. I think that part was lost in translation, or intentionally left blank... One can only assume that they did, as we all know how those zombies can be...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites