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Samuel L. Jackson

If you believe events in the Bible are accounts of historical accuracy, then...

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...you believe in zombies...

The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus' resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

Hope everyone has a safe/happy holiday weekend... and remember to stockpile your ammo...

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Man. When are ninja's gonna get their fair due in the Bibles?

When the rapture happens... duh...

For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

Sounds like ninjas to me...

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Porn Shop Clerk    5,502

When the rapture happens... duh...

Sounds like ninjas to me...

You cannot have zombies without ninjas. That would be a violation of the fair and balanced doctrine.

I see even God knows the rules.

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Starscream    4

There are many historical accuracies in the Bible. The Exodus from Egypt, the Babylonian and Assyrian assaults are pretty much considered to be historically accurate. The miraculous events that took place are all up to one's interpretation, but many many things are accurate in the Bible.

But I agree with you on your quote, SLJ. :)

Happy Holidays all!

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