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This thread is insane. We've covered zombies, religion, internet atheist, soulmates, waving dicks around in church and eating girls out.

well done everyone

Wait until everyone figures out what male docking is.

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Splurge on toilet paper?

Or switch gender preference and get a bidet.

Still, there isn't much space between your hand and toilet paper...

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LOL male docking HAHAHAHA

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Aha!

I have a solution to the bidet/tp anger craziness.

Flushable wet wipes.

I've been stealing my kids buttwipes lately and I must say, it leaves the beehind bidet clean without the......gayness.

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This thread is insane. We've covered zombies, religion, internet atheist, soulmates, waving dicks around in church and eating girls out.

well done everyone

Another epic thread brought to you by SLJ enterprises...

Now if only we could make a movie including all those things, we'd be, like, bajillionaires...

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wtf! why did i google that?!!!

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Wait... everyone here doesn't wipe their ass with dollar bills?

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wtf! why did i google that?!!!

I wouldn't google anything that guy posts... lol... look at his screen name!

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wtf! why did i google that?!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahayhahahahah

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Wait... everyone here doesn't wipe their ass with dollar bills?

Some of us use Benjamins.

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my search brought up this story

I regard myself as 100% heterosexual and never had any gay tendencies.

However, whilst at college my roommate and I often masturbated together, and even played games to see who could cum the fastest, or who could shoot his load the furthest.

Once, only once, we docked, although we did not (as gays apparently usually do) masturbated whilst being docked.

I was a once-off experience which I would not have missed for anything. It was erotic and most enjoyable being coupled together, and we stayed like that for quite a while, maintaining an erection throughout.

Any straight guys out there who also tried docking?

(PS Apparently I would rate 1 on the Kinsey gay-straight scale!)

uh this guy is straight...hmmmm

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Future youth pastor.

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