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#13 Jase

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:06 AM

Yeah if it was more bitter and caustic and condenscending then maybe the chuckles would have been up.
Lawyers jokes FTL


I dunno, as far as christian jokes go, that was pretty caustic and condescending.

#14 pstall

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:07 AM

i dunno, as far as christian jokes go, that was pretty caustic and condescending.


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#15 rodeo

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:33 AM

"Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matt 5:22

straight from the lips of Jesus. in the NT even so you can't dismiss it, right?

looks like we know where Jangler is going.

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:54 AM

Jesus didn't really mean that, it was a metaphor! Kind of like when he told people to sell all their possessions and give the money to the poor or lusting after another person is adultery or whatever you ask for you will receive.

He didn't really mean those things. They are metaphors! or he didn't finish his thought and Paul clears it up for him. ;)

#17 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:55 AM

See what Jesus was saying there was really a metaphor. Kind of like when he told people to sell all their possessions and give the money to the poor or lusting after another person is adultery or whatever you ask for you will receive.


Oh so that's why you don't subscribe to Christianity anymore.


My bad.

#18 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:01 AM

I'm just going to start sorting my inbox and posting the oldest thing I find in a new thread every day.

#19 Jangler

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:03 AM

I'm just going to start sorting my inbox and posting the oldest thing I find in a new thread every day.


start with that new criticism...

#20 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:10 AM

start with that new criticism...


I stand behind my proposal to rename this forum "Dump Space for Conservative Chain Emails from 2003"

#21 Jangler

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:15 AM

I stand behind my proposal to rename this forum "Dump Space for Conservative Chain Emails from 2003"


You should get a job on a death panel, I bet you will save the government all kinds of money.

#22 PanthaSan

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:20 AM

I thought Easter was gonna get renamed:

jkeough - ive always greeted people on Easter with "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!!"


Do I have to reorder my holiday cards? Again?

#23 ChucktownK

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 12:51 PM

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Best Sonic Youth Album ever...Teenage Riot's on my phone. Brings back high school memories. :cheers2:

#24 rodeo

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 01:28 PM

Sonic Youth are liberals. listen to your own music.