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Need tips for triggering labor in female human

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..specifically my wife.

Sex didnt work. Baby moved up under wife's ribcage trying to get away.

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rent a jeep and take her offroading somewhere nice and bumpy.

if that doesn't work....tell her sex...over and over and over again will work for sure!!!!

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rent a jeep and take her offroading somewhere nice and bumpy.

if that doesn't work....tell her sex...over and over and over again will work for sure!!!!

i did suggest a trip to the mountains tomorrow for the day...maybe the change in altitude will do something...

the sex thing creeps me out to be honest.

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well...call in a substitute then!!!!

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well...call in a substitute then!!!!

Im not that wealthy

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well...unless she's in fricken labor...you ain't gonna hurt that baby by giving her a good screwin...so do your duty and get on that!

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Female kangaroos I know what to do,

female humans, not so much.

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That must be one crazy ugly biatch if you can't even hit it :) jk

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