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Drunk in Atlanta

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Even after drinking 10 Fat Tires at the crappy Hooters in Atlanta, this place still sucks ass and smells like pathetic Falcon poop.

Michael Turner tried to bum some change off me on the way back to the hotel.

Atlanta....or ATL.....whatever the hell ya'll call this shithole...

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And we will be 2-0 against the birds this year.

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I was just there Monday and Tuesday, was in Buckhead, I actually liked the city, but I was only there a night and day. Briefly saw two Falcon cheerleaders, had to give them the cold shoulder.

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meh......

My Panthers hat pwned the city.

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If Ben Roethlisberger tries to follow you into the bathroom, run :eek:

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He was downstairs trying to talk to me about how awesome the Panthers team colors were. Heard that line a million times.

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I was in Atlanta for a week cause my girl was temporarily working down there and I met some extremely nice people in the suburbs but downtown Atlanta was kinda shady. But the ghetto parts of Atl we still met nice people. Idk the whole town does kinda smell and their aquarium is over rated and why in the hell would you want to pay to get into a coke museum.

The best part about ATL was this strip club we went to. I wish I could remember the name but the girls were extremely acrobatic and fully nude, I never wanted to leave lol. Even after that strip club we went to another club and met some random lady who offerend to show us her vag and tits. She showed my gf but her bf locked me into a conversation and I felt awkward looking away, even though I did but briefly.

Needless to say Ive had some great times in Atlanta but I would never live there. Crazy drivers and shady downtown.

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Well, if we are talking about titty bars and random vag shots, that is a whole different story.

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I was in Atlanta for a week cause my girl was temporarily working down there and I met some extremely nice people in the suburbs but downtown Atlanta was kinda shady. But the ghetto parts of Atl we still met nice people. Idk the whole town does kinda smell and their aquarium is over rated and why in the hell would you want to pay to get into a coke museum.

The best part about ATL was this strip club we went to. I wish I could remember the name but the girls were extremely acrobatic and fully nude, I never wanted to leave lol. Even after that strip club we went to another club and met some random lady who offerend to show us her vag and tits. She showed my gf but her bf locked me into a conversation and I felt awkward looking away, even though I did but briefly.

Needless to say Ive had some great times in Atlanta but I would never live there. Crazy drivers and shady downtown.

Great story J.R.R Tolkien. :rolleyes5:

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this picture says it all:

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At least it ain't Cleveland.

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At least it ain't Cleveland.

LOL. I was just in Cleveland for two weeks.

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I was in Atlanta for a week cause my girl was temporarily working down there and I met some extremely nice people in the suburbs but downtown Atlanta was kinda shady. But the ghetto parts of Atl we still met nice people. Idk the whole town does kinda smell and their aquarium is over rated and why in the hell would you want to pay to get into a coke museum.

The best part about ATL was this strip club we went to. I wish I could remember the name but the girls were extremely acrobatic and fully nude, I never wanted to leave lol. Even after that strip club we went to another club and met some random lady who offerend to show us her vag and tits. She showed my gf but her bf locked me into a conversation and I felt awkward looking away, even though I did but briefly.

Needless to say Ive had some great times in Atlanta but I would never live there. Crazy drivers and shady downtown.

This is pure class right here, folks.

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