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#16 Captroop

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:42 AM

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#17 Zcustom

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:48 AM

they must not have pillow pants over there

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 10:10 AM

or Listerfiend.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 10:55 AM

It's not really effective. I got mine off by using my cordless circular saw...

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 11:34 AM

Anti-Rape Condom indeed. It will quickly turn any rape into a homicide.


This.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 11:36 AM

nah, having hooks in your dick is a severe disadvantage in a foot race.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 11:53 AM

AHHHHHHH!!!!! OMFG this made me hurt just looking at it.

I have to wonder... if a rapist knows about these, what's to keep him from sticking a dirty finger in there and yanking it out?

And as someone else pointed out... a would-be rapist who gets snagged on one of these is likely to execute the intended victim.

Fail concept is fail.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 11:57 AM

They should make clever commercials for it like the head-on people did.

Rape-aXe: Apply directly to your hoo ha!
Rape-aXe: Apply directly to your hoo ha!
Rape-aXe: Apply directly to your hoo ha!

(Available at walgreens)

#24 Captroop

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:02 PM

I think they just need a tie-in with this movie to market it:
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:11 PM

Brilliant?

Dumbest thing ever.

Should be called ex-boyfriend revenge assault.

Does the typical lady with ANY situational awareness wake up in the morning and go
"hmm, got that big presentation today....wedge heels, houndstooth suit, Dooney and Bourke handbag....ah, silly me, my rapeaxe, of course. That parking garage is awfully dark and I don't like the way Bob from Accounting was looking at me the other day"

While I love the idea of punishing the crap out of rapist scumbags, methinks if this thing is even real, it will never see the wang of a rapist and most likely will result in assault charges against vindictive hosebeasts, if they aren't killed for their trouble.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:11 PM

thats quite the device for sure!!! throw in a spring loaded kick to the balls and hot damn!

Wonder if it comes in Steelers colors?

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:13 PM

Brilliant?

Dumbest thing ever.

Should be called ex-boyfriend revenge assault.

Does the typical lady with ANY situational awareness wake up in the morning and go
"hmm, got that big presentation today....wedge heels, houndstooth suit, Dooney and Bourke handbag....ah, silly me, my rapeaxe, of course. That parking garage is awfully dark and I don't like the way Bob from Accounting was looking at me the other day"

While I love the idea of punishing the crap out of rapist scumbags, methinks if this thing is even real, it will never see the wang of a rapist and most likely will result in assault charges against vindictive hosebeasts, if they aren't killed for their trouble.


i think the idea is to market it in africa, you know where in certain areas some 60% of women have been raped.

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:14 PM

i think the idea is to market it in africa, you know where in certain areas some 60% of women have been raped.


beat me to it....but thank you!!!

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:19 PM

that thing will be in my ass in .2 seconds if i ever go to prison for a long amount of time..........

(que "it will be in your ass anyways" jokes in 3..2..1..)


You're okay with the buttsecks as long as it's just for a short amount of time?

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 12:20 PM

You're okay with the buttsecks as long as it's just for a short amount of time?


lol...he doesn't want to build any emotional attachments!


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