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#1 Boner Champ

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:35 AM

So I have been training at my new job for 3 weeks. My company gave me a binder, where I have a daily checklist of activities to take care of. At the begining of each week, my manager is supposed to review my comments in the book, and sign off on them.

I filled it out, and gave it to him first thing this Monday morning. My cubicle just so happens to face the bathroom and I have the pleasure of knowing who is doing the poopin!

So here comes the totally aweful moment of the day. My manager just went walking into the john with my binder tucked under his arm. It has literally been 15 minutes since he has been in there, with the binder that I have to continue to write in for the next 3 months.

I sure hope he washes his hands!

#2 Kral

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:38 AM

At least you know he is probably going to read it...

or they have no/sucky toilet paper.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:43 AM

10 to 1 odds says he comes out of the bathroom with a poo smeared binder, throws it on your desk, LOLs at you, gives you the finger and then skips off singing "Black Hole Sun".

#4 The Saltman

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:44 AM

just copy it all and put it in another binder. take the original binder and mail it to Zod.

problem solved.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:45 AM

just copy it all and put it in another binder. take the original binder and mail it to Zod.

problem solved.


This.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:50 AM

How did I know this office moment would have something to do with a bathroom?

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:22 AM

I had been watching the door closely for the past 20 mins, I wanted to avoid eye contact, but he just walked out and gave me the nod.
Yep, when I get that back, I am photo copying every page and getting a new binder.

Thanks for the suggestion!

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:25 AM

I had been watching the door closely for the past 20 mins, I wanted to avoid eye contact, but he just walked out and gave me the nod.
Yep, when I get that back, I am photo copying every page and getting a new binder.

Thanks for the suggestion!


;)

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:26 AM

I had been watching the door closely for the past 20 mins, I wanted to avoid eye contact, but he just walked out and gave me the nod.
Yep, when I get that back, I am photo copying every page and getting a new binder.

Thanks for the suggestion!


Don't be a wimp. You think the effing Marlboro Man would've done those womanly actions?!

#10 Zcustom

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 11:29 AM

Next time you have something to turn into him that you aren't getting back teabag it before you turn it in

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:17 PM

He needed reading material. Lol.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:29 PM

The cool thing about having a huge building that isn't filled in yet is having an entire 110K sq. ft. floor all to your shittin' self. It's heaven.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 05:45 PM

offer him a chocolate covered pretzel...

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:29 PM

take red hot pepper juice (clear one) and put it on some pages. When he gonna wipe his ass, you know the outcome.

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 02:19 AM

take red hot pepper juice (clear one) and put it on some pages. When he gonna wipe his ass, you know the outcome.


This gets my vote.


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