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I has an intern?

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You two get a room... :D

Part of the intern equation has already failed here, as you should have gotten a female intern. Since it's a guy... make him do random meaningless tasks.

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Just got one today too. 17 or 18 year old girl, weird.

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Just got one today too. 17 or 18 year old girl, weird.

becareful lawrence taylor

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Just got one today too. 17 or 18 year old girl, weird.

17 = Very bad

18 = :party:

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So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?

Get him to do your math for you.

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Start packing your poo, cuz once thye find out the intern can do your job for no pay...

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Get him to do your math for you.

Read it again Skew.

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Get him to do your math for you.

lol at skew thinking cap saying he is 22 means that the intern is 22 as well.

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Have him monitor the Huddle throughout the day and prior to close of business, he must assemble a daily "Best of the Lovely Ladies" newsletter which will be emailed to all Huddle members.

I would also like to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but that's probably a task you should save for when you have a female intern.

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I would also like to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but that's probably a task you should save for when you have a female intern.

hm

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Have him practice darts and pool so you can hustle people after work.

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Depends on what your office does. When I interned I mostly just did the crap jobs no one wants to do or are too time consuming: filing (physical and emails/data), phones, sending out correspondence, other random stuff.

Just remember than your intern will be spending 70-90% of his or her time on facebook.

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