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#16 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:21 PM

Just got one today too. 17 or 18 year old girl, weird.


17 = Very bad


18 = :party:

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:48 PM

So we just got our new crop of interns today, and my Department got one. My boss has already told me that he doesn't want to bother with the intern, and that he is my responsibility.

That's right, 22-years-old, and I have my own summer intern.

So now the question is, what do I have him do? He's not 21 yet, so he can't by me liquor. So I'm racking my brain for ideas of how to use him. Thoughts?


Get him to do your math for you.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:53 PM

Start packing your poo, cuz once thye find out the intern can do your job for no pay...

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:59 PM

Get him to do your math for you.


Read it again Skew.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 01:17 PM

Get him to do your math for you.


lol at skew thinking cap saying he is 22 means that the intern is 22 as well.

#21 mr beauxjangles

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 01:42 PM

Have him monitor the Huddle throughout the day and prior to close of business, he must assemble a daily "Best of the Lovely Ladies" newsletter which will be emailed to all Huddle members.

I would also like to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but that's probably a task you should save for when you have a female intern.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 01:44 PM

I would also like to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but that's probably a task you should save for when you have a female intern.


hm

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 01:52 PM

Have him practice darts and pool so you can hustle people after work.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:15 PM

Depends on what your office does. When I interned I mostly just did the crap jobs no one wants to do or are too time consuming: filing (physical and emails/data), phones, sending out correspondence, other random stuff.

Just remember than your intern will be spending 70-90% of his or her time on facebook.

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:39 PM

Get him to do your math for you.


I said I am 22, and my intern is not yet 21, which means he cannot buy me liquor. That's all.

And actually, having the male intern works out because it's against company policy to have relations with a subordinate in the same department. So the cute intern in Accounting is fair game.