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Funny ass article on the Smith/Lucas fight

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"And they say you don’t tug on Superman’s cape

You don’t spit into the wind

You don’t pull the mask off an ‘ole Lone Ranger

And you don’t fug around with Steve Smith"

lmfao

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They are going to have to trade Steve Smith, Jerry Jones pick up the phone!!

I swear if that ever happens I will loose my alliance to the panthers... Smitty better retire a panther.

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"Smith, obviously distraught by the fact his teammate is such a wuss, walked over and talked to friend John Kasay."

I wonder what words of wisdom were shared between Smitty and the team dad John Kasay. Good read and hilarious.

SS: "Man John, he kept bumping me after 5 yards. I'm superman, that's the only way to can stop me."

JK: "Can superman kick a football 55 yards?"

SS: "...Steve Smith can"

JK: "and I could punch you. Lesson learned."

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Smitty couldn't stand Lucas because Lucas was getting paid and because Smitty is incredibly homophobic. Lucas apparently knelt down on the ground and made some comment about he and Smitty then being the same height. Smitty responded by beating the poo out of Lucas, who was apparently gay.

-heard this from a neighbor whose friend's cousin mows Smitty's house's yard.

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The story would have had a differant ending if he had punched a LB or DE.I dont like the idea it was a sucker punch.This was a low point in Smiths career.

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-heard this from a neighbor whose friend's cousin mows Smitty's house's yard.

Sounds like a real reliable source there.

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Not funny, childish. In both cases (Bright and Lucas), Smith sucker punched them. That makes someone a bitch?

Smitty has some serious issues. He is a dick. He plays good football, but in a couple years, he will simply be a dick. He will walk around with a blowhole in the top of his head and a nut sack will appear bemeath his chin. Then you will see.

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I dnt classify it as a suckerpunch if the guy is looking at u, he can see it coming and try to evade the punch. But if someone is going to talk poo and not back it up then that's their own fault. If smitty blindsided lucas its one thing but if lucas was making fun of smitty's height and was on a knee that was his own fault. Obviously he became frieghten (sp) of smitty if the oppurtunity for "payback" and addrenalin was pumping immediately after the altercation came up which it did in the tent, and all he did was give him a hug. That's being a bitch.

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