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Funny ass article on the Smith/Lucas fight

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Ahh, memories

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Smith's got a big ******* head.

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Last paragraph = awesomeness

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"And they say you don’t tug on Superman’s cape

You don’t spit into the wind

You don’t pull the mask off an ‘ole Lone Ranger

And you don’t fug around with Steve Smith"

lmfao

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They are going to have to trade Steve Smith, Jerry Jones pick up the phone!!

I swear if that ever happens I will loose my alliance to the panthers... Smitty better retire a panther.

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"Smith, obviously distraught by the fact his teammate is such a wuss, walked over and talked to friend John Kasay."

I wonder what words of wisdom were shared between Smitty and the team dad John Kasay. Good read and hilarious.

SS: "Man John, he kept bumping me after 5 yards. I'm superman, that's the only way to can stop me."

JK: "Can superman kick a football 55 yards?"

SS: "...Steve Smith can"

JK: "and I could punch you. Lesson learned."

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Smitty couldn't stand Lucas because Lucas was getting paid and because Smitty is incredibly homophobic. Lucas apparently knelt down on the ground and made some comment about he and Smitty then being the same height. Smitty responded by beating the poo out of Lucas, who was apparently gay.

-heard this from a neighbor whose friend's cousin mows Smitty's house's yard.

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The story would have had a differant ending if he had punched a LB or DE.I dont like the idea it was a sucker punch.This was a low point in Smiths career.

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-heard this from a neighbor whose friend's cousin mows Smitty's house's yard.

Sounds like a real reliable source there.

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Sounds like a real reliable source there.

I know right, how could you deny the credibility coming from a source like that?

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He doesn't just mow Smitty's yard, he mows Smitty's house's yard.

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