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Who's Been Hiding This Masterpiece From Me?

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[IMG]http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p7336098dt.jpg[/IMG]

I'd be scared to wear this without a pocket full of rubbers.

[IMG]http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p7336098_view1_dt.jpg[/IMG]
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Wow... soon to be found worn in a local walmart near you. lol

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The Philly version sells like hotcakes.

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I'm thinking about buying this t-shirt:

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EM4XXR1VL._AA300_.jpg[/IMG]

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that shirt screams 2 things at me...
Bowling and NASCAR
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These are nice, too:

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31QKTBP4GVL._AA300_.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31M2FN46BHL._AA300_.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote name='EMSMedic79']Wow... soon to be found worn in a local walmart near you. lol[/QUOTE]

All it needs is this....guess where?


[IMG]http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww46/jangler3/funny/0079673602915_P255075_500X500.jpg[/IMG]
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The random tribal scrawl across the ass really pulls everything together.

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I'm surprised they can even get any of them made, as the 12 year old kids in the Chinese sweat shops are laughing too hard to get any work done.
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[quote name='Sloth']The random tribal scrawl across the ass really pulls everything together.[/QUOTE]

its like a faux ass-topper tatoo. "all the fun, none of the regret"

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Alverez + his blue wig + this shirt = money

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[B]Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius[/B]
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy!!!)
Any Panther fan can rock a Members Only jacket and wolf shirt but it takes real white trash to keep the Hendrick Motorsports themed tailgate going all morning long and into the night.
(Hell yeah, sum Bitch!!)
Perched on the tailgate in your undersized NFL bowling NASCAR shirt, you tirelessly chug Bud Light and sing David Allen Coe and other dumb sh*t from the 70's, 80's and 90's.
(Keep on truckin', Skynard ROCKS!!!)
Port-o-john? You don't need no stinking port-o-john.
(No!)
And even though you've never read a book, you always bag the random drunk whore.
(Who the hell are you!!!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, dumbass, because every game you go to, you're the real douchebag man.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy)
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Delhommey if you buy that for me I will wear it with a pair of jorts

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[quote name='SouthCakPanther'][B]Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius[/B]
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy!!!)
Any Panther fan can rock a Members Only jacket and wolf shirt but it takes real white trash to keep the Hendrick Motorsports themed tailgate going all morning long and into the night.
(Hell yeah, sum Bitch!!)
Perched on the tailgate in your undersized NFL bowling NASCAR shirt, you tirelessly chug Bud Light and sing David Allen Coe and other dumb sh*t from the 70's, 80's and 90's.
(Keep on truckin', Skynard ROCKS!!!)
Port-o-john? You don't need no stinking port-o-john.
(No!)
And even though you've never read a book, you always bag the random drunk whore.
(Who the hell are you!!!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, dumbass, because every game you go to, you're the real douchebag man.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy)[/QUOTE]

:lol: + rep

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You can only wear this if you have the mustache and the lip full of dip to match.

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The shirt needs accessories.

[IMG]http://c0004171.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/25046.[/IMG]

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If anyone else is unsure wtf "jorts" are, don't be a dumbass like me and do an image search. I went blind in my left eye.

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I must have 10 of these right now

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[quote name='Sloth']If anyone else is unsure wtf "jorts" are, don't be a dumbass like me and do an image search. I went blind in my left eye.[/QUOTE]

I owe you one. Thanks man.

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Wow that's ugly as hell. Love living in Nascar country.

If I wear it as a dress and put a belt around it, I think i could make it work.

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I will buy it for you if we can do a photoshoot in it.... and only it...

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[quote name='Zod']I will buy it for you if we can do a photoshoot in it.... and only it...[/QUOTE]

You mean you'll buy me that awesome Panther shirt!!! How enticing. :p

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Some of you need to simmer down a bit, someone who actually owns and wears that shirt might visit this forum.

In fact, that shirt is out of most of your leagues.......well maybe not your bowling league.
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[quote name='SouthCakPanther'][B]Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius[/B]
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy!!!)
Any Panther fan can rock a Members Only jacket and wolf shirt but it takes real white trash to keep the Hendrick Motorsports themed tailgate going all morning long and into the night.
(Hell yeah, sum Bitch!!)
Perched on the tailgate in your undersized NFL bowling NASCAR shirt, you tirelessly chug Bud Light and sing David Allen Coe and other dumb sh*t from the 70's, 80's and 90's.
(Keep on truckin', Skynard ROCKS!!!)
Port-o-john? You don't need no stinking port-o-john.
(No!)
And even though you've never read a book, you always bag the random drunk whore.
(Who the hell are you!!!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, dumbass, because every game you go to, you're the real douchebag man.
(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy)[/QUOTE]

You are my hero.

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