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Who's Been Hiding This Masterpiece From Me?

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Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

(real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy.

(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy!!!)

Any Panther fan can rock a Members Only jacket and wolf shirt but it takes real white trash to keep the Hendrick Motorsports themed tailgate going all morning long and into the night.

(Hell yeah, sum Bitch!!)

Perched on the tailgate in your undersized NFL bowling NASCAR shirt, you tirelessly chug Bud Light and sing David Allen Coe and other dumb sh*t from the 70's, 80's and 90's.

(Keep on truckin', Skynard ROCKS!!!)

Port-o-john? You don't need no stinking port-o-john.

(No!)

And even though you've never read a book, you always bag the random drunk *****.

(Who the hell are you!!!)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, dumbass, because every game you go to, you're the real douchebag man.

(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy)

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Delhommey if you buy that for me I will wear it with a pair of jorts

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Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

(real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy.

(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy!!!)

Any Panther fan can rock a Members Only jacket and wolf shirt but it takes real white trash to keep the Hendrick Motorsports themed tailgate going all morning long and into the night.

(Hell yeah, sum Bitch!!)

Perched on the tailgate in your undersized NFL bowling NASCAR shirt, you tirelessly chug Bud Light and sing David Allen Coe and other dumb sh*t from the 70's, 80's and 90's.

(Keep on truckin', Skynard ROCKS!!!)

Port-o-john? You don't need no stinking port-o-john.

(No!)

And even though you've never read a book, you always bag the random drunk *****.

(Who the hell are you!!!)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, dumbass, because every game you go to, you're the real douchebag man.

(Mr. Redneck NFL NASCAR Tribal shirt wearing guy)

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Need accessories for this one so I found this...

eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=360269668673

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You can only wear this if you have the mustache and the lip full of dip to match.

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If anyone else is unsure wtf "jorts" are, don't be a dumbass like me and do an image search. I went blind in my left eye.

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If anyone else is unsure wtf "jorts" are, don't be a dumbass like me and do an image search. I went blind in my left eye.

I owe you one. Thanks man.

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Wow that's ugly as hell. Love living in Nascar country.

If I wear it as a dress and put a belt around it, I think i could make it work.

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I will buy it for you if we can do a photoshoot in it.... and only it...

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I will buy it for you if we can do a photoshoot in it.... and only it...

You mean you'll buy me that awesome Panther shirt!!! How enticing. :P

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