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Posted 12 August 2010 - 10:58 AM

while you're having sex?

Mine did the other night. It was about 12 am, our door was closed, we thought it was locked but it wasn't. I'm not exactly sure how long he was standing there. I looked up and saw him at our bed. The first words out of his mouth was, "mommy why are you on top of daddy?" It was pretty bad.


My son is 3 1/2 how much scarring do you think that is gonna cause? I think I'm a little scarred from the incident.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:01 AM

there are probably other positions that might have scarred him a bit more

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:02 AM

I just hope he got some good footage. Paid him enough, he should have.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:09 AM

Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:10 AM

there are probably other positions that might have scarred him a bit more


So true.

I guess I should feel lucky and not ata all like a terrible parent...right...right :)

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:11 AM

Yes.

When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch. He will watch you two battle it here - you two becoming one, ok?


Wtf?

I must be missing a reference to something here.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:18 AM

Fvck You, Ashley.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:19 AM

Should be fine, I don't remember anything from when I was that young. Tell him you guys were having a wrestling match or something.

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:22 AM

Back in the day, years ago, when my little guy was only 2 years old or so, me and baby's mama were no longer together at the time and I was over at her house spending time with him. She had to have some dimbee inside of her so we moved to her bedroom to proceed with playing the piano... don't know how many minutes in, I notice that he's standing at the foot of the bed watching blankly. I say, "Hey, he needs to go play in his room." She says, "Don't worry about it- he'll never remember. Now fug me harder."


"OK."

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Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:23 AM

Whoa


See this is why I love you guys. You always make me feel better :)