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#1 Fat



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Posted 22 September 2010 - 05:11 PM

my name is Fat... you may have seen me around here, anyways I'm new...

#2 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 22 September 2010 - 05:17 PM

Welcome to the Huddle
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#3 Jangler


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Posted 22 September 2010 - 05:31 PM

Hey, why you fat?

#4 Fat



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Posted 22 September 2010 - 07:01 PM

thanks for the boobs and also because I'm truly fat...

#5 Lumps


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Posted 22 September 2010 - 09:11 PM

wow not even fat (enter name here) just fat you must be real big


#6 Skew



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Posted 22 September 2010 - 11:11 PM

thanks for the boobs and also because I'm truly fat...

Well, if we had to have user names that describe our physical appearance, then I guess I would be called "Long Dick" because my dick truly is long. But it is also a little skewed, so maybe I would be "Skewed Long Dick". I tried to straighten it once. I put it in a door frame and tried to slam the door on it to straighten it out. That hurt like hell. Then I realized that it probable needed to be hard first. So once I got it hard, I tried to straighten it once more by slamming it with the door again. That REALLY hurt like hell. And I think it made it even more skewed than before. It also broke the door handle off. It was one of those French style door handles. This had an insignia of an "S" in the middle of it. I've tried to replace it, but I can find one like it. I've check Lowes, Home Depot, and countless other hardware stores but no one seems to have a match for the one that broke. It was to the downstairs hall bathroom so it's pretty important that I replace it. When I have friends over to my house, none of them wants to use the downstairs hall bathroom since the door tends to swing open if you are not holding it. And it's hard to hold it closed while using the bathroom. Do you happen to have a French style door handle with an "S" insignia in the center of it?

#7 Mr. Scot

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Posted 22 September 2010 - 11:25 PM

#8 jasonluckydog


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Posted 23 September 2010 - 12:02 AM

Hi Fat, I guess I should change my user name to Ass bleeds a lot.