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#16 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 07:13 PM

I ride a bike.


suck it.


If you hadn't already posted I was gonna pm this thread to you. :lol:

#17 YourMomsLover

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 07:15 PM

Tell me...why do you ride a bike? Is that your only mode of transportation...or does it go deeper than that?

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 07:16 PM

If you hadn't already posted I was gonna pm this thread to you. :lol:


Awwwwwww how sweet

#19 The Faceless

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 08:06 PM

I have it...I'm sure you do as well

Over here in Asheville NC... the city council is accepting of bicycles on the roads. I for one am fuggin not! I can't stand them. Here are my reasons why...


1. They don't follow the rules of the road. They fuggin don't. They will pass an entire line of traffic at the red light, and stop in front of the line. Therefore...every car that just past the bicyclist before the red light...has to once again pass the mother fugger again.

2. They are not insured. If you hit them, and you damage your car when they are at fault...how the fugg do they pay for it? They simply don't. Police are very lenient with bicyclists here.

3. 95% of them are hippies. Asheville is notorious for being over-populated with these stinkin ass tree huggers. They ride bikes so they don't have a need to buy gas, or destroy our planet as they say. Fugg that!

4. I'm done bickering. This is only reason I get mad on the road. Now I'm going to get really drunk and drive around! Bye


This post is truth. I have almost had a couple head-on collisions trying to bypass bike riders going around corners.

#20 Kettle

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 08:23 PM

I hit a Mexican on a bicycle once.

He was wearing a big black parka and I thought it was a bear on a bicycle.

Really freaked me out because I didn't understand why the guy was so mad about it. I thought I had saved his life 'cause the bear must have vomitted him up after I ran it over. Turned out that wasn't the case.


a mexican and a biker. that's a double score!

#21 Henne Given Sunday

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Posted 29 September 2010 - 08:32 PM

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#22 mmmbeans

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 06:57 AM

Tell me...why do you ride a bike? Is that your only mode of transportation...or does it go deeper than that?


I live in New York. A bike is not my only mode of transport. I have a motorcycle as well but I hardly ever ride it. Riding a bike is good exercise and it saves me money and I get around faster than people with cars.

But really, I ride a bike because it's fun.

#23 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:21 AM

New York?

New York is full of yankees... and therefore, it is a terrible place to live...

#24 mmmbeans

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:23 AM

i figure at the rate they're moving down south we can repopulate it with southerners in 20 years.


we'll breed them out.

#25 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:24 AM

i figure at the rate they're moving down south we can repopulate it with southerners in 20 years.


we'll breed them out.


Ahhh... a clever plan...

I salute you!

#26 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:25 AM

We must spread our seed to yankee women to dilute the yankee bloodline...

#27 mmmbeans

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:29 AM

the end result of course being the purchase and intentional tanking of the New York Yankees for the next hundred years.

#28 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:32 AM

...and to force the addition of McDonald's gravy biscuits to their yankee menus...

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:33 AM

f*ck mcdonald's, all McDonalds and white castle shall be replaced by Bojangles and cookout.

#30 Samuel L. Jackson

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:35 AM

YES!

You sir, are a brilliant man...