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NASCAR will make Jimmy Johnson drag a boat anchor the last Chase Races!

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NASCAR figures this will even the field and give someone else a chance to win the Chase! :D

Chad will probably figure out how to use it to their advantage!

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I'll be very surprised if Johnson finishes higher than 20th at Talladega. That is NASCAR's last chance to "weight" things.

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NASCAR figures this will even the field and give someone else a chance to win the Chase! :D

Chad will probably figure out how to use it to their advantage!

Imagine just about ANY scenario that might hurt Jimmy and they'll rub their lucky charm and pull something out of their asses:

Using an anchor: The anchor falls off and takes out 5 chasers behind him.

Take a cylinder out of the engine: Increases fuel mileage and wins because of it.

Cut his tire down: Pits and a "debris" caution comes out while still on the lead lap so gets the lead after the cycle of pit stops.

Try to take him out: He spins harmlessly and the other guy tears up his fender.

Big One in front of him: He comes out of the smoke unharmed.

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He's pretty poor and stupid.

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