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EPA could ban smokers (BBQ's) in NC

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The sad part is that when we're taxed for the carbon our lungs produce, there will be some "humanitarian" justification that roughly 60% of the huddle will believe.

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It shoots giant rounds of deliciousness.

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So... they would come for my Brinkman bullet?

My Back Woods? My pork, my chicken, my beef?

Noooo, my brothers and sisters. No.

These people do not... Do not...

I said DO NOT... know who they are fuggin with.

The Sacred Order of the Smoke Ring will decend on DC!

They will come from NC & SC, LA & GA, TX...& CT.

Yeah! I said it! C... T... & MA, & UT, & CA, & IL...

Ohhhhh that blue smoke blankets the country y'all!

We will have one voice, one shot, one bourbon, and an assload of beer!

But... they might not get the point...

So behind us we will pull our Brinkmans, our Back Woods,

Our Char Kings, our Jacks. We will fire them with briquetts, lump, logs, hell even propane!

There will be hickory, oak, apple, peach...

There will be whole hog, butts, briskets, & ribs..

That thin, sweet, blue smoke will drift across the mall...

But they still... might not get the point...

So there will be about 4- 5,000 big burly bitches.

They will go into that office, drag them little EPAsses out...

Rub 'em in brown sugar, paprika, onion, garlic, pepper, and salt!

They will moo "taste to self!" And then...

Oooooo and THEN!

The clouds will part, the sun will shine, an black & white, Jew & gentile, R & D... Hell Freepers & Move On!

Will dance down the street arm in arm, with smiley meat in one hand and a beer in the other!

Smiling so wide they baby teeth will have to come back...

Mmmmmmmm-M! Praise the Q!

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I'm going to buy two pulled pork BBQ sammiches at Cookout for lunch today. To hell with the environment.

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Let them try to take it...

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Rep @ g5

Reminds me of my uncle's farm, except the pig was much larger.

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I could cook one bigger...but the Nahunta pork center in Raleigh (farmer's market) doesn't sell >120lbs. Which is fine for most events for us.

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Let them try to take it...

I grew up in Wilmington and if we weren't at an oyster roast, we were at a pig pickin that looked just like this. nothing better imo.

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mmmm oyster roast

if the wife weren't away at a conference...I might have to do one of those.

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If you're gonna do it, do it. Our El Gaucho does it up, from last Sunday

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If you're gonna do it, do it. Our El Gaucho does it up, from last Sunday

That was some EXCELLENT que. Best I have had in sometime.

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