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Here lies the body of our dear friend Meat

Found lying dead on Caldwell Street

His bloated corpse showed signs of decay

While the dong is his arse was fresh as the day.

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We say goodbye to the one called PStall

Born in the Spring, Died in the Fall

He died the way it always was said;

alone in a bunker, tinfoil on his head

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Here lies the body

Of Boo

She kicked up her heels

And away she went.

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Lying here is Bo from Monroe

Not a bad man as all men go

Known for his passion for all things sports

Life ended short by genital warts

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Here lies NC Biscuit

I would rather be

in the Playboy mansion

than here.

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Here lies the body

of Skew

Lost at sea

and never found.

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Here lies the body of what we will call Jangler.

To bad, as he was quite the Cat wrangler.

Placed into the casket his body was bound.

Hayden showed up while we lowered him in the ground.

Wish he could have seen her before he died.

But don't worry buddy I'll give her a good ride.

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Here lies the body of Scrumtrilescent

Who found the company of science quite pleasant;

While he thought he had figured his digits

It turned out he had fingered some midgets.

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Here lies the body of the one they call Scrum.

He liked to think he was smart, not dumb.

But one day, he pick up the wrong Coke and rum,

Which killed him, because it belonged to Jbro's street bum.

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We mourn for our friend Venom, that passed away.

Sadly he never got to see the 2012 doomsday.

9-11 conspiracy truths may now never be known.

At least we can talk to Aliens, since we are not all alone.

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Here lies the body of The Saltman

...Well, at least what bits and pieces we could recover after the bomb went off...

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Here lies the body of our buddy Jangler

murdered by Hayden b/c he tried to mangle her

although hes creepy, he will sorely be missed

shouldn't have stalked her, shoulda known she'd be pissed

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