Huddle Halloween Epitaphs...
Posted 19 October 2010 - 05:39 AM
Found lying dead on Caldwell Street
His bloated corpse showed signs of decay
While the dong is his arse was fresh as the day.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 05:45 AM
Born in the Spring, Died in the Fall
He died the way it always was said;
alone in a bunker, tinfoil on his head
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:02 AM
She kicked up her heels
And away she went.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:09 AM
Not a bad man as all men go
Known for his passion for all things sports
Life ended short by genital warts
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:10 AM
Here lies NC Biscuit
I would rather be
in the Playboy mansion
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:16 AM
Here lies the body
Lost at sea
and never found.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:50 AM
To bad, as he was quite the Cat wrangler.
Placed into the casket his body was bound.
Hayden showed up while we lowered him in the ground.
Wish he could have seen her before he died.
But don't worry buddy I'll give her a good ride.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:58 AM
Who found the company of science quite pleasant;
While he thought he had figured his digits
It turned out he had fingered some midgets.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:07 AM
He liked to think he was smart, not dumb.
But one day, he pick up the wrong Coke and rum,
Which killed him, because it belonged to Jbro's street bum.
Edited by Skew, 19 October 2010 - 10:48 AM.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:22 AM
Sadly he never got to see the 2012 doomsday.
9-11 conspiracy truths may now never be known.
At least we can talk to Aliens, since we are not all alone.
Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:29 AM
...Well, at least what bits and pieces we could recover after the bomb went off...
Posted 19 October 2010 - 07:41 AM
murdered by Hayden b/c he tried to mangle her
although hes creepy, he will sorely be missed
shouldn't have stalked her, shoulda known she'd be pissed