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[Zod]

Here lies the body of our dear friend Meat
Found lying dead on Caldwell Street
His bloated corpse showed signs of decay
While the dong is his arse was fresh as the day.

[Zod]

We say goodbye to the one called PStall
Born in the Spring, Died in the Fall
He died the way it always was said;
alone in a bunker, tinfoil on his head

[Humble Dew]

Here lies the body
Of Boo
She kicked up her heels
And away she went.

[Zod]

Lying here is Bo from Monroe
Not a bad man as all men go
Known for his passion for all things sports
Life ended short by genital warts

[Humble Dew]

Here lies NC Biscuit

I would rather be

in the Playboy mansion

than here.

[Humble Dew]

Here lies the body

of Skew

Lost at sea

and never found.

[Carolina Mike]

Here lies the body of what we will call Jangler.
To bad, as he was quite the Cat wrangler.
Placed into the casket his body was bound.
Hayden showed up while we lowered him in the ground.
Wish he could have seen her before he died.
But don't worry buddy I'll give her a good ride.

[Jase]

Here lies the body of Scrumtrilescent
Who found the company of science quite pleasant;
While he thought he had figured his digits
It turned out he had fingered some midgets.

[Skew]

Here lies the body of the one they call Scrum.
He liked to think he was smart, not dumb.
But one day, he pick up the wrong Coke and rum,
Which killed him, because it belonged to Jbro's street bum.

Edited by Skew, 19 October 2010 - 10:48 AM.

[Carolina Mike]

We mourn for our friend Venom, that passed away.
Sadly he never got to see the 2012 doomsday.
9-11 conspiracy truths may now never be known.
At least we can talk to Aliens, since we are not all alone.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies the body of The Saltman

...Well, at least what bits and pieces we could recover after the bomb went off...

[boo7382]

Here lies the body of our buddy Jangler
murdered by Hayden b/c he tried to mangle her
although hes creepy, he will sorely be missed
shouldn't have stalked her, shoulda known she'd be pissed

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Here lies the body of Panthro...

...murdered in cold blood because he wouldn't friend The Saltman on Facebook...

[Panthro]

Dead to the world is Samuel L Jackson
Yelling Mother fuger was his favorite action.
Murdered by the mothers of the offended.
The Mother fuging guys life finally ended.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Panthro again.

Out of pie too...