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Sausage Vs. Bacon

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I aim to help people live shorter lives

I'm glad you are doing something to tackle the gross human overpopulation that is ruining our planet and the lives of important people such as myself.

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I don't think I'm overstating this when I say that this is a perfect food. Soggy wasn't a problem at all. It tasted so good, the FDA is going to have come up with a new food group to categorize it. Bacon wrapped sausage ftw.

Thanks to all who contributed, I would have never made this discovery without all your help.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CLTPanther again.

Now what if you dipped it in pancake batter and then fried the whole thing..Just a thought

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in general, i think bacon wins. however, living in atlanta, i would take some neese's over a slice of bacon right now, and pretty much any morning. but then again, i have an ode to bacon (and it's nutritional benefits) in the "about me" section of my profile page...

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Just an interesting epilogue:

The line of work I'm in affords me numerous weekdays off (and numerous weekends at work). This leads to some unexpected, yet hilarious situations. For example: I'm very bored all day, because my wife works a regular M-F job, and I usually do two things to entertain myself on these days off: 1) drink way too much liquor. 2) something stupid (various projects, ideas, revelations, etc..) often related to #1.

About an hour after I ate my first bacon wrapped sausage (B.W.S.), my wife calls me. (I'm sure she's calling to make sure that today's project hasn't caused any permanent damage to the home, vehicles, or pets). Of course I'm asked what's going on today, and I go into great detail about the BWS, how good it was, etc... Well, she listened to all the stuff I said, without interruption, and when I was finally finished, she says to me: "Well, everything tastes better when it's wrapped in bacon, why are you so surprised?" I immediately started my daytime drinking.

*devastated*

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