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Kanye now has diamond teeth

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thats just a grill. He has no bottom row of teeth from the car accident he was in that almost killed him before he was famous. He wears dentures (well on the bottom anyway)

A fascinated Ellen asked: 'It's not a grill?'

Kanye replied: 'It's really my real teeth. I replaced my bottom row of teeth.

???????:confused:

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WTF does Kanye know...

he ain't no dentist yo.

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A fascinated Ellen asked: 'It's not a grill?'

Kanye replied: 'It's really my real teeth. I replaced my bottom row of teeth.

???????:confused:

i missed that

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well fug me

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It's an investment. If he goes broke, he'll always be able to hock his bottom row of teef

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Are they OK for eating fish sticks?

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+1 for "best joke ever" reference

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damn richers...

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damn richers...

We don't take kindly to your kind round here!

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Ridiculous...

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I smell douche

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Layliev is unconvinced by West’s claim to have yanked his teeth and put precious metals and minerals in their place. “It’s a possibility, but I really doubt that the gold was extended into his actual socket within the gum and bone to replace the actual teeth themselves,” says the dentist. “There’s no way you can just place the gold into the gum or the bone without any connection to your natural teeth.”

According to Layliev, it’s much more likely that West had his teeth trimmed down and used them as support for a gold and diamond encrusted bridge, more or less as Ellen suspected. It’s also possible that West had his front teeth surgically removed, replaced them with titanium implants, and then had the flashy structure built on top. The latter procedure would require a months-long waiting period for the titanium implants to set.

Either way, Layliev says the medical risks involved are minimal. “It’s not a very harmful thing to do at all. Gold, if anything, is better than any restorative material out there in dentistry.” He also endorses West’s statement that he cleans his new choppers with regular toothpaste. “That’s fine, as long as he’s also rinsing his mouth with some type of antiseptic mouth rinse — and flossing.”

Aside from the obvious cost of supplying the gold and diamonds, Layliev says it wouldn’t necessarily be more expensive than any standard oral surgery. An insurance plan might even cover the main dental work, though of course not the jewels. All that said, very few people other than West are likely to go through with this. “It’s not a common procedure,” Layliev notes. “We don’t do much of this at the office. We’re more into beautifying teeth from a natural perspective.”

http://music-mix.ew.com/2010/10/20/kanye-west-teeth-gold-diamond/

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