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Hairless Cat

Stopped having sex until the Panthers win

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So we have to wait till next Christmas before a win?

:(

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If there's a season next year, maybe by Christmas after that. Could be Xmas '12 before he gets laid :(

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That's a given.

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baaaaahahahahahaha.......sorry that's mean.

Hahaha, I know I know. My friends make fun of me all the time for it.

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I thought my wife pulled this stunt last season with the 0-3 start.

But then we won, and still nothin'.

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What the hell, i'm already involuntarily celebate..

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Personally I think I will have sex 3 times a day until we win. Why should I suffer for their fug ups?

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I stopped murdering small animals until the Panthers win. I really hope we beat the 49ers this weekend, my neighbors cat is seriously pissing me the f**k off. CMON LET'S GO PANTHERS!

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Someone please tell me where I can go in Charlotte to meet single, hot guys who are preferably Panthers fans, know football and aren't douche bags. Oh, and have decent jobs or at least something going for them.

Everything you said after "single" is either already married, or would probably need a ride to school in the mornings.

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I've decided to keep having it until they win... and then make a new deal.

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