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Brokenbad

Posting in Haiku form until Panthers win

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i am in thailand

and having sex with my wife

emancipated

Emancipated?

Didn't you just get married?

Oh, you're sarcastic.

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Is Foxball football

At this point, who really knows

Let us just chew gum

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Haikus are stupid

They never make any sense

hot apple cobbler

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A slimy green frog

in a purplish pink pond

disintegrated

(I wrote that in 5th grade)

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fluidities chirp

comely cabdriver purrs, flute

screaming parasite

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Emancipated?

Didn't you just get married?

Oh, you're sarcastic.

from being too distraught if the panthers lose again. i have boobies and epic scenery to soothe my woes

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Cracker jack melon

Riki Tiki Tavi Pow

kitty says meow

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winless this year

clausen looks *****

lockout

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winless this year

clausen looks *****

lockout

:confused:

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Saltman Terrorist

Panther Fan For Life Blows Moore

Huddle FTL.

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Hey you are right dude

It is based on moras

but we speak English

so this is a fine substitute because most people aren't going to understand what a mora is.

Mora said Playoffs

Do not talk about Playoffs

Are you kidding me

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