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True Inauguration Story

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So during the ceremony our Call Center phones died. I mean 0 calls. It was so dead that the Manager said "Whoever makes a sale in the next 30 minutes is my hero.” About 10 minutes into the speech a rep comes up to him and says

Rep: I just made a sale.

Mgr: Oh really? What part of the south is she from.

Rep: (sheepishly) Alabama

Can’t make this stuff up.

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^ breathtakingly boring story. Got anything better?

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The racist from my office was walking around yesterday asking some of the people who won't bother to go to HR if we were going to watch the "I-***-uration" tomorrow.

Hardy har har.

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The racist from my office was walking around yesterday asking some of the people who won't bother to go to HR if we were going to watch the "I-***-uration" tomorrow.

Hardy har har.

Is this like the "I have a friend who has this problem..." caller on Dr. Ruth?

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She's the one who thinks I'm a Republican because I'm a clean cut, preppy white kid who won't talk politics at work and never bothered to correct her assumptions. Back in October she told me "thank God you're not voting for the colored one"...

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Punch her in the ovaries so she cant reproduce

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Better yet, yank out her ovaries through her throat.

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She's the one who thinks I'm a Republican because I'm a clean cut, preppy white kid who won't talk politics at work and never bothered to correct her assumptions. Back in October she told me "thank God you're not voting for the colored one"...

Did you tell her that white is a color, too?

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So during the ceremony our Call Center phones died. I mean 0 calls. It was so dead that the Manager said "Whoever makes a sale in the next 30 minutes is my hero.” About 10 minutes into the speech a rep comes up to him and says

Rep: I just made a sale.

Mgr: Oh really? What part of the south is she from.

Rep: (sheepishly) Alabama

Can’t make this stuff up.

So your manager is a bigot?

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