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#1 Delhommey

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:40 PM

So during the ceremony our Call Center phones died. I mean 0 calls. It was so dead that the Manager said "Whoever makes a sale in the next 30 minutes is my hero.” About 10 minutes into the speech a rep comes up to him and says

Rep: I just made a sale.
Mgr: Oh really? What part of the south is she from.
Rep: (sheepishly) Alabama

Can’t make this stuff up.

#2 Htar

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:44 PM

^ breathtakingly boring story. Got anything better?

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:46 PM

Maybe she doesn't have electricity?

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:50 PM

The racist from my office was walking around yesterday asking some of the people who won't bother to go to HR if we were going to watch the "I-***-uration" tomorrow.

Hardy har har.

#5 Matt Foley

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:52 PM

The racist from my office was walking around yesterday asking some of the people who won't bother to go to HR if we were going to watch the "I-***-uration" tomorrow.

Hardy har har.


Is this like the "I have a friend who has this problem..." caller on Dr. Ruth?

#6 Carolina Husker

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:57 PM

She's the one who thinks I'm a Republican because I'm a clean cut, preppy white kid who won't talk politics at work and never bothered to correct her assumptions. Back in October she told me "thank God you're not voting for the colored one"...

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 12:58 PM

Punch her in the ovaries so she cant reproduce

#8 Matt Foley

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:01 PM

She's the one who thinks I'm a Republican because I'm a clean cut, preppy white kid who won't talk politics at work and never bothered to correct her assumptions. Back in October she told me "thank God you're not voting for the colored one"...


Did you tell her that white is a color, too?

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:21 PM

So during the ceremony our Call Center phones died. I mean 0 calls. It was so dead that the Manager said "Whoever makes a sale in the next 30 minutes is my hero.” About 10 minutes into the speech a rep comes up to him and says

Rep: I just made a sale.
Mgr: Oh really? What part of the south is she from.
Rep: (sheepishly) Alabama

Can’t make this stuff up.


So your manager is a bigot?

#10 Delhommey

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:50 PM

Not my manager.

#11 Murph

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:55 PM

How did the manager know the call came from the south?

#12 Jase

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:55 PM

exactly.

#13 Delhommey

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:56 PM

Educated guess.

Guess we're going to get the United States of the Offended in here for an argument.

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:59 PM

Here's an educated guess: there are more racists in boston than in the entire state of Alabama.

#15 Delhommey

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:04 PM

Here's an educated guess: there are more racists in boston than in the entire state of Alabama.


It's about the same population in both, so I doubt it. If you chose a city with a larger population, like NYC, you're probably correct.


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