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Well, I enjoyed it. Well done. :)

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Lmao. Super Cool Story Bro. Read every word of it. I tryed to stop reading it a few times so that I could could find a more interesting thread such as Clausen vs. Moore Debates....but I just couldn't stop. Well played sir. The funny part of this story for me is I can somewhat relate because my parents decided to buy these "Carwash" Games a few years ago that you see at carnivals . Its where you drop the quarters through the slot to try and push off more quarters that you actually win. They make fuggin BANK with these games. But anyway, they've been with this carnival traveling for almost 4 years and i've met my share of those "8 Ball Carnies". lol. Excellent story. Most def brung back some similar memories for me.

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He walked up on like my 2nd one and was like 'you're overthrowing them man.' So, I told him 'go f*ck yourself.'

I love it.

I rarely ever win on those games, and so I rarely ever play.

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oddly enough, i dont give a ***

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See, this is type of stuff I would delete.

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I bet Clausen could have beat Moore at that football throwing game.

Successful thread de-railment if someone quotes and replys rofl.

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I bet Clausen could have beat Moore at that football throwing game.

Successful thread de-railment if someone quotes and replys rofl.

And.......Derailed. lol

Here they come in 5...4....3....2....1......

InB4PFFL

Edit: nice white ninja text :D

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Movie quotes come to mind:

"Here's a little advice for when you're telling these stories...have a point. It makes it much more interesting for the LISTENER!"

- Neal Page in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

"I could go on like this for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you"

- Ted Striker in Airplane

Srsly, thanks for sharing your story. You might want to consider editing that bad boy though.

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Cool Story?? ahh nevermind that wasn't even that cool of a story.

I walked out of that fair a legend that night. Additionally, I'd like to point out that meth man should've gave me 3 prizes for promising one before I even threw the 2nd time, and then for me hitting it twice.

But, it's ok, they will talk about the gunslinger also known as Proudiddy for years to come at the state fair... Dimepieces will offer to clean my shoes in wet t-shirts when I go back, and my wife will happily say it's allowed. The legend will grow every year.

And the crazy thing is I don't wear Wranglers!?!?

Have you woke up from your dream yet?

Nope:bigear:

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Actually it was like this:

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Cool indeed!

Well, I enjoyed it. Well done. :)

Thanks GR!

Lmao. Super Cool Story Bro. Read every word of it. I tryed to stop reading it a few times so that I could could find a more interesting thread such as Clausen vs. Moore Debates....but I just couldn't stop. Well played sir. The funny part of this story for me is I can somewhat relate because my parents decided to buy these "Carwash" Games a few years ago that you see at carnivals . Its where you drop the quarters through the slot to try and push off more quarters that you actually win. They make fuggin BANK with these games. But anyway, they've been with this carnival traveling for almost 4 years and i've met my share of those "8 Ball Carnies". lol. Excellent story. Most def brung back some similar memories for me.

LOL I actually had one a carny ask my friend back home if he knew where could score some coke at the Ft. Bragg or Cumberland County Fair.

Your parents picked a winner man, I lost so much money on those machines when I was a teenager. It's part of the reason I've never drunk alcohol, done drugs, or went to a casino... My experience with stuff like those machines provides me with a good predictor that I'd become addicted and ruin my life lol...

I love it.

I rarely ever win on those games, and so I rarely ever play.

Yeah, the funny thing is, every year when I've went before, the basketball game always had a pretty sizable crowd playing it, there was never really any dead periods... But, maybe it's the economy, IDK, hardly anyone was doing it this year, and this was actually the really nice looking ones with the plexi-glass backboards and everything. The football game had about the same amount of people.

oddly enough, i dont give a ***

Awesome, thanks for posting to let me know.

See, this is type of stuff I would delete.

Me too. Vote for me.

I bet Clausen could have beat Moore at that football throwing game.

Successful thread de-railment if someone quotes and replys rofl.

On that glorious night, I would've beat both of them and would've gave them double the amount of throws to match me.:cool:

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tldr

just kidding... congrats on your victory

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Do you hate commas, OP?

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Diddy, the bassetball rims are bent to an oval. It wasn't you. You can't tell from the throwing level angle that they are bent. ;)

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