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Terrified Matt Moore Audibles After Allegedly Seeing Monster In Defense


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#1 Fiz

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:34 AM

http://www.theonion....dly-seei,18411/

CHARLOTTE, NC—Early in the third quarter of last Sunday's game against the Saints, Carolina Panthers quarterback Matt Moore saw something terrifying and inhuman in the defense and called an audible, the visibly shaken quarterback later confirmed. "I didn't like what I saw out there, because, I swear to God, this thing had huge claws and fangs," said Moore, who frantically ran up and down the line of scrimmage pointing and screaming, warning his teammates about the ghoulish beast, and yelling "blue 32 falcon." "If I didn't change the play, then that thing—whatever the hell it was—would have killed [running back] Jonathan [Stewart], because it was right in perfect position to rip him to shreds." Moore, who changed the play from a toss right to a quick slant, was hit on the blind side and sacked for an eight-yard loss by a yeti



#2 Dpantherman

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:38 AM

???

#3 R0CKnR0LLA

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:39 AM

At least they can spell ghoulish.

#4 Proudiddy

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:40 AM

Too bad he was knocked out in the 2nd. The Onion usually makes it believable enough till the punchline... Humor fail.

#5 YourMomsLover

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:40 AM

Was it Vilma?

#6 Debil

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:40 AM

ROFL! That's freakin' awesome!

#7 David Duke Is a Bad Person

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:42 AM

This story if from the Onion. It is a fake news site.

People who seem to buy into all the stories are the same people who read stories on the web like Luck from Stanford is the next sure guy to light up the NFL.

#8 Doyle

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:43 AM

There was a good one on Delhomme a couple of years ago. I love The Onion.

#9 Fiz

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:44 AM

Oh wow thanks for clearing that up David duke

#10 Debil

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:44 AM

The Onion is fake? OMG, really? All this time... sh*t.

#11 The Saltman

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:46 AM

White Power!!! right Dukie?

#12 Proudiddy

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:47 AM

LOL IDK what we would've done had it not been for David Duke. I bet War of the Worlds was a hit at the Duke house, much like minorities.

#13 AceMan

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:52 AM

But I saw that damn Yeti too! Took Matt out the game!

#14 Jase

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:54 AM

Are you telling me there was no yeti? I must have been drunker than I thought...

#15 Third Degree

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 10:55 AM

For some reason I can't help but think Luck is an enormous douche.


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