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[Carolina Husker]

Just went full retard.

God knows how much they spent on this, but if you want the full story, follow this link.

Dont hit me massa!



Al Jolson, legendary UT running back.



Hey, it's the famous Longhorn Coach Johnny Majors!



That vaunted Asian pitching staff that terrorized the Big XII

Please disregard this picture which shows that Greg Swindell was actually left handed

[Carolina Husker]

Run Colt!



Nike should be pretty happy about those Converse shoes and completley different block lettering on the uniform.

Texas fans brag that Colt was fast...



But let's not get carried away.



Also, LSUFreek nailed it once again.

[DirtyMagic97]

What the hell?

[Kitten Diver]

Shouldn't the helmets have a longhorn on them?

[Carolina Husker]

Shouldn't the helmets have a longhorn on them?

Don't be so picky.

[Carolina Husker]

I mean look at this.

Fiz just pointed out how the entire city is massively in debt, and they just spent God knows how much money to make their football players look like fleeing slaves and Kevin Durant look like a 5'8" Al Jolsen.



I mean, seriously. What skin color is that on the far right?



That would be Kevin Durant, his twin brother TJ Ford and some mustard colored chinamen from the future running point.

[tarheelblue89]

What

The

F*ck?

[blackcatgrowl]

What

The

F*ck?

This.

Why would the University of Texas buy a bunch of sports mannequins with their colors and logos on them, then put them on display?

[blackcatgrowl]

That would be Kevin Durant, his twin brother TJ Ford and some mustard colored chinamen from the future running point.

Someone in the UT thread you posted commented on the picture above:

"there's a whole lot of man-statue love going on in that pic."

LOL

[Kitten Diver]

I mean, seriously. What skin color is that on the far right?

That would be Kevin Durant, his twin brother TJ Ford and some mustard colored mulatto from the future running point.

The mustard colored statue is a striking resemblance to the guy that played for Villanova a few years back...he had no eyebrows as I remember him. His names escapes me and I don't care enough to google him.

All in all a good use of school funds.

[Mr. Scot]

Disagree. It could actually work pretty well.

They just need a life sized one of these...

[Boltergeist]

Some of the photoshops (Pages 6 & 11) have been crackin me up

[catfang]

Roflmao!!!

[Boltergeist]

Awww, they took down the statues. There went any future Texas recruiting advantages.

[Matt Foley]

Those statues could probably beat Nebraska.